What did the bad guy use to find Scooby and the gang?

A meddle-detector

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftClickMadness
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What gangs would a vampire join?

the bloods or the crypts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeraldninja_yt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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"Hey Superman, are you a part of a gang?"

"Several, actually, depending on the day. I'm a kryptonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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or rather the gang that has kool vibez
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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floor gang awhoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daniel326435
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I interrogated a member of the duck gang today.

Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaelp667
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a Minnesotan gang member?

An OG Golly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I just got attacked by a gang of mime artists...

They did unspeakable things to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDaddyAlex7077
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Virgin Gang

They say you are what you eat. Well I don't remember eating a damn Pussy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vikramgirdhari
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I was attacked by a gang of people with Obsessive–compulsive disorder.

It was organized crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"

"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoltrenXytech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual norse monarchs?

Bikings

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Did you hear about the gang consisting only of people with the running noses?

They’re called the Aller G’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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In the old Wild West there was a notorious gang of dangerous outlaws, they’d just attacked a town.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said β€œLook sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says β€œwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says β€œwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

β€œBullshit!” Says the sheriff β€œyou stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff β€œ Boss what the hell happened!”

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says β€œBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FleetChief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Hear about the gang of midgets that tried to rob a butchers shop

They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I was caught by a gang of mimes.

They performed unspeakable acts on me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjo1000113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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If you ever get jumped by a gang of clowns...

Go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samtheninjapirate
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.

It was a murder most fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lattika
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What are the 2 most prominent gangs in Florida?

The Bloodclots and the Cripples

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dday47
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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a viagra shipment was stolen

police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samboooody
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I'm not sure if my ceiling is the best i've ever had

but it's certainly up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What do snails become when they die?

Escarghosts

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Iron Deficiency gang rise up!

But not too fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What is the most powerful gang in a cemetery?

The crypts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JHNHYWRD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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How do toys in gangs greet each other?

Yo-Yo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwkwardGhost121
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Happy New Year's!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damiansouthpaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?

They think you are nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagoor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you call a Italian neighborhood with gangs

A spagetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jillidk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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There is a gang of shoplifters going through the city systematically stealing clothes in size order.

Police believe they are still at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JulianCrisp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Did you hear about the gang that was shoplifting melons?

I heard they’re all convicted felons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stor_e_teller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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You know Cardi B was in a gang

because Cardi A is missing and nowhere to be found.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eccohawk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Did you hear about the viagara truck hijacked in New York the other day?

The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pazuzusboss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?

I Q U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverKast78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Punistry!

What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?

β€’ Al-Si-U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did the mexican gang fail?

It only had Juan member

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Napdyn_G
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Me, to the biker gang leader: I thought we were supposed to ride our bikes together at the same speed!

Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it β€œsynchronizing our cycles”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What do Japanese gang members do at the spa?

They relax in the Yakuzzi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaninja2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes...

They did unspeakable things to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you call a Minnesotan gang member?

An OG Golly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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There's a gang of shoplifters going across town systematically stealing clothes according to size.

Police say they're still at Large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostsharpie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?

The bikings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fengyuseah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual Norse monarchs?

The bikings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebakira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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You're attacked by a gang of clowns, what do you do?

You go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/an_emo_dorknerd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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