Mob Puns

A list of puns related to "Mob"

What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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👤︎ u/ivanthemute
📅︎ May 17 2020
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How did the Mob try to influence Marlin Brando’s character in ‘On the Waterfront’?

By using pier pressure.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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How do stop a mob of attacking clowns?

Go for the juggler

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👤︎ u/toolaroola12
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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I think the pasta chef is laundering money for the mob

I suspect he works for MacMafia

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👤︎ u/MagnetCarter
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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As a mafia hitman, my story of a successful mission I was assigned--which had me assassinate a decade of mob bosses--usually started as similarly sounding like the layman's term of the fibrous tissue along the calves and heels...

"I killed these ten Dons..."

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👤︎ u/MabalsaRitchie
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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I used to be a bartender for the mob.

It was whiskey business.

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👤︎ u/DarthNuggetz
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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If a mob of clowns ever try to rob you then remember to go for their jugglers first
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👤︎ u/PilotDave3
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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The maffia does not discriminate against mob bosses who date both men and women.

They let bi-Dons be bi-Dons.

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👤︎ u/DreadMoor
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call a recently whacked mob boss?

Al Ca-put

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👤︎ u/Sioswing
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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What do you call a mob of drooling zombies?

The Salivation Army

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👤︎ u/stooftheoof
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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If attacked by a mob of clowns imgur.com/uTzXU3u
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👤︎ u/rainbow_llama_dragon
📅︎ Jul 06 2015
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Did you hear about the potato farmer who crossed the mob?

He's sleeping with the knishes.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Jul 20 2016
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Is the Mob funny?

Dad: "Hey son did you hear about the mobster who passed out in the kitchen."

Son: "Uh...no."

Dad: "Yeah I guess he's sleeping with the dishes."

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👤︎ u/Staff_Inflection
📅︎ Sep 09 2015
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When attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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👤︎ u/flyingtiger79
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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If you’re attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/donaldnotTHEdonald
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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If you’re ever attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/donaldnotTHEdonald
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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If attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/darkone2087
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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If you ever get attacked by a mob of clowns

Be sure to go for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/RendolfGirafMstr
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you do if attacked by a mob of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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👤︎ u/Jimitex22
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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If attacked by a mob of clowns...

go for the juggler!

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👤︎ u/cowboy_christmas
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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How do you stop an angry mob of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/termiAurthur
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, remember this...

Go for the juggler!

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👤︎ u/Dizmodo
📅︎ May 15 2017
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If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns...

... go straight for the Juggler.

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👤︎ u/FrequencySulphur1916
📅︎ Mar 04 2015
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How do you subdue a mob of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

sigh.

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👤︎ u/gmikoner
📅︎ Mar 28 2014
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