What’s the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
How do strippers decide on collective bargaining rights?
I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".
Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective “uggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
All of this criticism and backlash over Eminem's recent verses and punchlines is just the collective groan expected when the greatest rapper of all time starts making epic dad jokes.
FINAL FORM!
DAD'S UNITE!
OUR TIME HAS COME!
It was a collective effort
Collective nouns movie poster 2
The collective noun for glaciers
citizens of /r/dadjokes, our collective might is needed in a writing prompt in /r/writingprompts!
http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2v6t3y/wp_humanity_has_developed_a_hypersensitivity_to/
We must write a wrong.
A collective groan echoed through the house
My Mom (yelled from another room in the house directed at my brother): Are you studying, Bob?
Me (Yelling back): Why would I study bob?
My whole family groaned from various rooms.
Collective Groaning at Lunch Today...
I was eating lunch with my two friends and one of their dads today. The dad picks up a french fry from his plate and announces to the table:
"I can turn this fry into a dragon."
The entire table knew something groan-inducing was about to transpire.
(Holds the fry up and shows the table) "See, it's a fry now."
(Starts rubbing the fry against the table top) "And now it's a draggin'."
Faces leapt into palms and collective groaning was had.
Pets, puns and dictators
Help wanted from r/puns!
I am planning to make my girlfriend a picture calendar for 2015 of some dog/ cat based puns of famous dictators. I'm running short of ideas, and so am turning to Reddit, given their penchant for all things pets and puns.
My ideas so far:
Adolf Kitler
Chairman miaow
Kitty Amin
Ho chi(huahua) Min
Robert Pugabi
Colonel Catdafi
Saddam Hussaint Bernard
Benito Pussolini
Fidel Catstro
I'm looking to Reddit's collective pun power to generate some more ideas. Help me punslingers!
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
What does Reese Witherspoon call her gun collection?
My collection of irreplaceable French movies was stolen.
Rick Astley doesn't mind giving away his Disney movies collection...
But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.
The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
A friend of mine has starting collecting mirrors
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins
They have no common cents
My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
My son told me he wanted to start a change collection.
I told him that makes a lot of cents.
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
What type of portal collects things?
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
I have started collecting old settees....
I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
Did you hear about the man who only collected rare pennies?
He didn't have a lot of common cents.
My gf made me give away my collection of dead batteries
I'm obsessed with collecting old Beatles records. My friends say I need help..
..but I've already got that one.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.
So I have to keep them in the shed.
I knew a guy who collected watches
He would link them all together into a sort of belt — I thought it was a waist of time.
They're only called gargoyles if they collect and spout rain water.
They should be called... gargles.
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
I used to have a job collecting leaves
Why did the bank hire a dog that collects sticks?
They needed a new branch manager.
I need a collection of these
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
I once went on a date that ended with me and the girl sleeping together. After sex she lit a cigarette and told me me all about her hobby: collecting roadkill and pinning it to her wall. Well, there's no way I could see her after that...
Smoking is such a turn off.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
Rumor has it that I’ve been sentenced to the gallows.
Please collect me if I’m wrung.
I'm thinking of selling my Roomba
It's just collecting dust...
My private pun collection
There’s a saying in math that goes, “It’s as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.”
I though it was an odd expression
sit on flour to collect nectar
Why does an otter collect parts for his spaceship?
So he can go to otter space
Why did the fool start collecting little insects after learning about covid?
He figured he needed antibodies
I have a collection of urns to transfer my grandfather's ashes between them.
I figure he wouldn't want to be cooped up in one urn for long. While transferring his ashes, I broke his good urn. I am going to buy him another good urn. I guess its as the saying goes "one good urn deserves another".
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, “first offender”
“No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender
I've just started collecting old settees....
I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums.
I will give you my entire Pixar collection
But I am never gonna give you Up
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