Socialist Puns

A list of puns related to "Socialist"

Did you hear about the new socialist bank?

It’s called Das Kapital One

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/kevinh456
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
🚨︎ report
Why didn’t the old man want to join the socialist party?

Because he was antisocial

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/Eagle4523
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?

He wanted to cease the means of production

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/SpencaDubyaKimballer
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
🚨︎ report
What type of government does a country full of extroverts have? A socialist government.
👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/MajorOofMoment
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
🚨︎ report
What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?

The Stagnation of the Buck

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/OOO-OO0-0OO-OO-O00O
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
🚨︎ report
I fought with a socialist sniper in the military

He was an impressive Marxman.

👍︎ 184
💬︎
👤︎ u/Ryotaiku
📅︎ Sep 09 2016
🚨︎ report
Ive been going to this amazing socialist prenatal yoga center called Stretch Marx.
👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/heyitsthatguygoddamn
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
🚨︎ report
Socialist jokes are not funny,

Unless everybody gets them.

👍︎ 303
💬︎
👤︎ u/MeowMixSong
📅︎ Jan 20 2017
🚨︎ report
I am a socialist and I like old comedy

I guess I could be called a Groucho Marxist

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/Primes4Life
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
🚨︎ report
Bernie Sanders dropped out...

He is practicing Socialist Distancing.

👍︎ 26
💬︎
👤︎ u/HanlonRazor
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?

He wanted to practice socialist distancing

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/winkelschleifer
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

👍︎ 2k
💬︎
👤︎ u/Tactical_Wolf
📅︎ May 12 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.