Communism Puns

A list of puns related to "Communism"

A communism joke isn’t funny

Unless everyone gets it.

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👤︎ u/bo_hai
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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Communism is the best

Everyone is paid Ourly

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👤︎ u/Qdragon1369
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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You know what they say about communism,

Red flags everywhere.

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👤︎ u/laundaries
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why won't communism work ?

Because it has to many red flags

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👤︎ u/sabishaw
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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Communism sounds good on paper, but I'm not sure I'd trust it to work...

...too many red flags

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👤︎ u/MrLazyTiger
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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How to you get communism on your computer?

By instalin’ it!

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👤︎ u/JappleKerman
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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I have lots of jokes about communism

But unfortunately I have to share them all with you.

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👤︎ u/Funny_Name9
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Communism doesn't work for me.

It works for us.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Communism 100
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👤︎ u/bondmemebond
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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It was Orwell and good in the farm until the animals started practising communism.
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👤︎ u/it_me_a_boi
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Communism is the way comrades
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👤︎ u/TheAvalonn
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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*laughs in communism
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👤︎ u/frogGuardian
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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If we can’t stop communism then Soviet
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👤︎ u/HandCrimped
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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They should've known communism was going to collapse

There were red flags everywhere

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👤︎ u/tacolover2k4
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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My girlfriend just said to me that she supports Communism...

Sorry but to me that is just a major red flag!

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👤︎ u/StarLordTheBeast
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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My American friend keeps critizing communism in all caps

I think he's a capitalist.

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👤︎ u/ponmemes
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Why is communism hip right now

Because they've seized the memes of production

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👤︎ u/johnbr
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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Communism’s red flags
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👤︎ u/tgravyboy
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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And they say communism is bad
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👤︎ u/Lijmper
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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What happens if you get a question about communism on the Social Studies test?

You're likely to lose Marx

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👤︎ u/lp37451
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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When is communism most active?

At all ours.

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👤︎ u/Target359
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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👤︎ u/Charlieb2007
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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A joke about communism isn’t funny unless...

everyone gets it.

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👤︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Communism jokes aren't funny,

unless everyone gets them.

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👤︎ u/Konato-san
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Dad Jokes about Communism aren't funny

Unless everyone gets them

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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We should have known communism wouldn't work...

There were lots of red flags

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👤︎ u/Major_Cupcake
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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We should have known communism wouldn't work

There were so many red flags.

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👤︎ u/coloradoconvict
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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Jokes about communism aren’t funny

Unless everyone gets them!!

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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👤︎ u/jacklfitz
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Jokes about Communism aren't funny

unless everyone gets them.

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👤︎ u/AbdullahSaad5
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Communism

Communism jokes are only funny if everyone gets them.

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👤︎ u/Quiet_Days_in_Clichy
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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A communism joke is only good if everyone gets it
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👤︎ u/potatohasflownaway
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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We should've known communism would fail.

There were so many red flags.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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How did we know communism was doomed from the beginning?

All the red flags.

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👤︎ u/Frankfurt995
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Communism jokes aren’t funny

Unless everyone gets them

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👤︎ u/FireTheCannons2468
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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Jokes about communism are only funny when you share them with everyone
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👤︎ u/Dild0sw4ggins
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Puns about communism are not funny...

Unless everyone gets them!

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👤︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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We Should’ve Known Communism Would Fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

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👤︎ u/rwein001
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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Why are jokes about communism so funny?

Because everybody gets them

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👤︎ u/chuckwagon2003
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Communism jokes aren't funny

Unless everyone gets them

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👤︎ u/morganfreemanists
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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👤︎ u/punintentonally
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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We should have known communism wouldn’t work

There were so many red flags!

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👤︎ u/yeetyboi8787
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Communism didn’t work for me

But it work for us

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👤︎ u/Elver-Galarga7
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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We should have known communism would fail.

There were red flags everywhere.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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If we can’t stop communism then Soviet
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👤︎ u/HandCrimped
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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Jokes about communism aren’t funny unless everybody posts them.
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👤︎ u/procrastiprov
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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