I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad
would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?
We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...
A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.
Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.
The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
destroy capitalism toucan
what is the best way to fight capitalism?
by using only lowercase letters.
What's the opposite of Capitalism
This is not a capital pun!
What do we give an incessantly joking father?
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Why does the capital of Ireland keep growing?
Because it keeps Dublin and Dublin in size.
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?
Because he hated capitalism
Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
Does anyone know why you are supposed to capitalize On A Bad Situation?
I was going to make a joke about capital punishment
But I wasn't sure how to execute it
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
What is capital city of universe
Company password
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"
When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
Why do communists only write in lowercase?
My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin
Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
Why are the Irish so wealthy?
Because their capital is always Dublin
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
I tried running for the president
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
What’s the capital in France?
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
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