Company password

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"

When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsAndIT
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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How is β€œGeorge” not the state capital
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extranomicon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Clown and state capitals

A clown was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly said, β€œGo ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”

A friend said, β€œOK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?”

The clown replied, β€œOh, that’s easy: W.”

(source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/clown-and-state-capitals/)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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James was taking a test on state capitals.

He knew them all, except for Alaska. He thought to himself, β€œCome on, James. Juneau this one.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpectrumDog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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what do you call an air conditioning unit in the capital of the united states?

ACDC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shredhead15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Can anyone give me capitals and state puns?

For example I have: What's the capital of Alaska? I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2016
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Why did Stalin only write in lower case?

He was afraid of Capitalism.

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Dad: I know all the capitals of the states!

Me: Oh, yeah? How about Wisconsin?

Dad: (Thinks real hard for a second or two) W. Now ask me another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phriday
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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States and Capitals

Wife and son are going over the States and Capitals (along with abbreviations).

Wife: OK, and Montana is MT. Me: Montana is not MT, there's mountains and all sorts of things to do in Montana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwohlgemuth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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One nation, indivisible....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacatguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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What's the capital of Alaska?

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scumbagcoley
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There once was a man.....

There once was a man who had a job driving a passenger train between two large towns. It could be a very dull job to some, but as the old saying goes, one man's trash is another's gold; he wanted to be a railroad man since he was a boy.

He was a wiz behind the controls of the train, and commanded the 15 car vehicle effortlessly as if he had been born to do the job. He prided himself on the fact that he could bend the rules and speed through curves and grades that made other motormen shiver and back off.

One day however, he wasn't so lucky and came round a bend too fast and derailed his train. He backed off the throttle and braked as much as he could, managing to only have one fatality out of 500 passengers on his train.

Months later there was a trial and he was found guilty of manslaughter in the highest degree, a capital offence in that land, and sentenced to die by electric chair. Punishment came swift, unlike most places, and 3 days after sentencing the former railroader was asked for his last meal.

"I'll have a banana," "Just a single banana?" said the perplexed guard. "The warden will grant you a feast and all you want is that?"

"Just a single banana." he said.

After he downed the fruit, he was strapped into the electric chair an hour later.... The warden hit the switch, lights flickered, and the crackle of electricity could be heard for over a minute...

...but our train jockey instead rose from the chair looking more like he got a stiff massage, rather than be put to death! Well in that nation, the law of the land states that if a man somehow survives being put to death, they must be set free...

...And so it came to pass that our engineer was let go...

And for whatever reason, he got his job back!

So he was back railroading again doing the job that he loved. You'd think he'd have been more cautious with this second chance he'd been given, but you'd also be wrong. Speedy Gonzales with a train license decided to gun his locomotive to hard and send it off the tracks again!

Of course, this time he was tried for the same crime, but at a different time (his was a fair commonwealth and double indemnity was simply unheard of!) So fair was their nation, that the jury came up with the same judgement and punishment. So three days later, when asked for his last meal, the engineer simply said "I'll have 2 bananas..."

Not less than 60 minutes after consuming the last morsel was he strapped into the chair and the switch thrown... And....

NOTHING.

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Gender Neutral Bathroom

We are trying to convert a standard restroom in a state-owned building on our campus to be gender neutral.

Boss: "Unfortunately, state law says we need to get approval from the bathroom folks in the state capital."

Me: "That could take some time...I hear they are all backed up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gocards2579
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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Cringe-worthy exchange between my father and I the other day

Let me preface this with some info. Firstly, me and my father are idiots; our jokes can become insensitive if we aren't careful, as we have few filters. My parents live in a tiny town amidst a thousand other tiny towns. One of the tiny towns right beside us (let's call it Townsburg) has a lot of forest and extra land, so towards the end of the summer when it's still hot but the land is starting to dry out, it's rather susceptible to fires. The other day, Townsburg caught fire in a few different places. The town my parents live in (we'll call it Cityville) is the sausage capital of our state. Yep. Sausage capital. Like brisket and such. Our proudest export is meat. Meat is what we are most proud of. I don't live there anymore, thank the universe.

So I went by my parents house on the way home from work one day to check on my retired, sick father, and watch the news with him (something I try to do whenever I can). And what happened next, well, it all just happened so fast...

Me: "Whoa, Townsburg is on fire again. I guess Cityville isn't the barbecue capital anymore, AYO." Dad: "Nope. Looks like they're about to be the barbecued capital." Me: "...we may need to stop hanging out so much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queerleaderr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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My son is learning state capitals

I asked him, "Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?"

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