Will glass coffins be a successful business?

Remains to be seen...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatfleckPwns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.

It's a small scale operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Son: Daddy there’s a spider in my room. Dad: he’s fine, he’s just minding his own business. Son: what business does a spider have?

Dad: web design.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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Production costs are really high in the dairy business

A lot of expenses are in curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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I once tried to start my own table sauce business

But I found I was always playing ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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I am finally ready to open my deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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Did you hear about the teacher who ran a landscaping business during breaks?

He operated the grader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..

..and the Sails have gone through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Why was the pot-head chiropractor getting so much business?

Everybody needed help rolling their joints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostintime31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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I'm starting a business focused solely on transporting Capra aegagrus hircus. We'll have slings, bags, and more.

It's called Totes My Goats!

(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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Business
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harami_nobita
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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After the events of Avengers: Endgame, Professor Hulk opened a custom woodworking business

It was called Bruce Banisters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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My friend tried to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He made some excellent points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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Making money in the dog exercising business

is a walk in the park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.

I'm making six figures a year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BraveLilCoaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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Why was Dracula bad at business?

He couldn't face his stakeholders?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I heard Hertz is going out of business...

I bet they come back as Painless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadGrandpaDragon
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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My street light fixing business closed two months after it opened because it was not profitable

Too much overhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloud9ineteen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.

He’s a Seoul proprietor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Later in Forrest Gump’s life, he puts on a little weight and opens a business collecting old plumbing materials.

It was called the Plump Gump Sump Pump Dump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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How does an arborist keep record of his business.

He keeps a log of every tree cuts down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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My kid was trying to start a landscaping business

He just needed some seed funding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dashover
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What do you call an atheist business?

A non-prophet organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juractive
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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I went to my optometry clinic and said "I'm surprised this place isn't out of business yet......

because it's 20/20."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.

They just suspended animation.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I’m going to open a math tutoring business.

I’ll name it Limited Addition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Entree_The_Giant
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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There were three guys named Jackson who were all in the clothing business.

Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.

The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"

Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)

The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.

"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Orchards around the world are going out of business en masse...

All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InLoveWithAbsol
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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A young man worked at a carpet selling business

A young man worked at a carpet selling business and one day his boss came up to him and said:
"We have been impressed with how you sell the products. We're going to send you to a carpeting convention in Las Vegas so you can learn all the tricks of the trade. We will pay for your flights, accommodation, and all your food!"
The young man was excited and went and got ready for his trip. The day of the trip came and the young man's boss called and asked him if he was excited for his adventure to which the young man replied:
"Yes I am! I'm gonna seize the day because I've got a carpet per diem"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esjay_
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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My father ran his whole roofing business and it was a great success...

He had to stay on top of things tho...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Whiskey Business

Two Chinese guys break into a distillery. After breaking open the first cask one of them says to his friend, "Is this whiskey?"

His friend says, "Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..

It's all because of the Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I have a great business idea but i need someone to help me. I go to the toilet and you tie up bits of string.

I shit you knot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExistentialYurt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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What's a religious businessperson's favorite type of business?

Sole proprietorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allymeow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...

His shop is called Arrowsmith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Whisky business
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cold_Fly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I'm thinking of starting my own business as a watchmaker.

That way I can set my own hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.

Don't they carry essential oils?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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My new business failed miserably, I was selling T-shirts featuring glow in the dark dollar bills

But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Not sure why my business is struggling. It’s called Collaborative Video, founded in 2019

CoVid’19 for short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I thought about buying an ice cream truck and starting up my own business

But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightAngelic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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A Friend and I Decided to open a Chinese Cookie Business

We're going to make fortunes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pidyon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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My friend gave me a demo on why I should invest in his sword making business.

He made some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I’ve got a mate writing a tell all book about life in the snow plough business.

He says it will be a very gritty read.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mulletboiiii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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You're the worst conductor in the railroad business. How many trains did you derail last year?

I don't know boss, it's so hard to keep track.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.

He’s an International Arms Dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I have a friend who has a very small business.

He's an antrepreneur.

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EedSpiny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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I started a catering business for incest parties.

It's called Oedipal Arrangements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?

They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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My husband helps me with my tree business.

I guess you could call him my branch manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NillaLemons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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Did you hear about the retired Sheriff who started a landscaping business?

He called it Lawn Order

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratesox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.

Business is going alright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlotte_8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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I had a business organizing closets...

but my prices were too low and I soon went bankrupt. I had no sense of shelf-worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I promised my wife I would look after her 6 cats while she went to a business conference...

I pre-tended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Did you hear about the cow who dropped out of school to start a computer business?

He made lots of moola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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I'm considering getting into the steel and mining business

.. just need to iron out the details.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmh4321
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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If I ever own a business, I'm going to install a revolving door that looks like a glass container...

...that way, the door is always ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSchneebSx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Who is the best at minding their own business?

An entrepreneur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibccanman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What does the sign say outside of an out of business brothel?

Beat it. We’re closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Coffin undertaker is a dying business
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodmug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?

An entree-preneur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBossMan007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why are bats so bad at business?

They always fly-by-night.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I just started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are already through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Did you hear about the business selling land mines disguised as prayer mats?

The prophets are through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donegal-Hospital
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .

He makes some excellent points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...

I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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It is a crude world out there, it is very tiresome business
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.

They can call it BINGO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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"There are no cookie-cutter solutions" is good business advice.

Unless you run a bakery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Feelings aside, it’s strictly business deer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mi-Dixie-Rekt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...

The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejumbowumbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I don't need a B.S. in business...

To know how to B.S. in business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I asked a friend if I should go into business selling curvy tracks for people to ride their toboggans down for jollies...

He said it sounds like a luging proposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I wanted to say something funny about the cocaine business...

But I didn't want to crack a joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slyth3r1n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Albert Einstein originally theorized about the business end of a fork...

It was about tine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard.

"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.

The poor man dyed a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Uber planned certain business strategy, but it drives customers away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.

Let's just say...the steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benchwrmr22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I'm proud of this business near my work
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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A friend and I went into business selling chess sets. During Christmas, we have to both work and ring people up at the register...

She's my check mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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The rhyming gardner is starting a new business

He calls it Prose before Hose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you know that when the first dynamite factory opened it experienced booming business?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daninger4995
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My ex- rapper friend decided to stop his gardening business because he was really careless with his tools.

He has hoes in different area codes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I'm thinking of starting a rope tying business

It would be a knot for profit organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some really good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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