I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
My friend and I are working on a tight deadline in our Dracula action figure business.
I have to make every second Count.
Where do jewellery shops get most of their repeat business from?
Trees, they get a new ring every year.
Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable
Business at the bakery is on the rise
Why do short-tempered doctors always go out of business?
They don't have any patients.
Why does the architect crow have a bad track record in the building business?
Because the houses he leaves, are structurally in-caw-wrecked
From last year to this year the helium shortage has really affected my business.
I'm so tired of the ups and downs. I'm just ready to pop.
I run the the best septic tank pumping business in the midwest.
I am #1 in the #2 business.
Yep, that's original.
My friend just started his own business with the sole motivation to help affordably castrate male dogs.
That's true entrepreneutership
I always wondered why the the bakery down the street went out of business.
It turns out they were using Naan starter.
An actual variation on a joke my father said.
Business idea: coffee creamer for funerals...
Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.
Starting a toddler footwear business is hard
But I guess small baby steps will make me successful
Why did the baker take out a business loan?
Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
My friend owns a home siding company with a shady business practice.
I’d love to start a cheese business
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
What’s the difference between someone going to prison and a guy who has a mobile knife sharpening business?
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
why did the business man make a call to Pennsylvania?
they were business a-phili-ates
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
I considered giving up my honey business and joining a cult
But I'm just not a bee leaver.
Edit: Thank you for the award, friend!!!!
I recently started a new business making Irish lawn chairs
I call it Paddy O’Furniture
When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said "Don't forget to write"
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
I have a business selling foreign ants.
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.
The name of the business?
"Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
I invested in a business idea with some dermatologists.
I was glad they had some skin in the game.
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
What do you call the money your garbage business earns?
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
I’m just here mining my own business...
Why did the spider just mind it's own business making a web?
To make sure I wasn't being bugged
My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses
So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil
Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.
I started an Origami business once
Gave it up though, too much paperwork
I've met this french business woman recently. She was so beautiful and so wealthy, I just couldn't resist her and her lovely
Entangled business deal
If a spider catches more moths than they need, can they sell them on the web?
I'm starting a ridesharing business for underserved rural communities.
I'm going to call it Goober.
I ordered a Hit Man to take care of my business partner the other day.
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
I started a ship building business inside my house
Sails are through the roof
Started a boat building business in my attic.
The sales are going through the roof!
I've started a boating business from my attic....
The sails are going through the roof.
I've started a boating business from my attic.
The sails are going through the roof.
I started a boating business in my attic..
Sails are through the roof.
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