I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
I considered giving up my honey business and joining a cult
But I'm just not a bee leaver.
Edit: Thank you for the award, friend!!!!
When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said "Don't forget to write"
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
What do you call the money your garbage business earns?
I've met this french business woman recently. She was so beautiful and so wealthy, I just couldn't resist her and her lovely
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
I’m just here mining my own business...
I started an Origami business once
Gave it up though, too much paperwork
I ordered a Hit Man to take care of my business partner the other day.
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business
So is selling hard liquor
After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.
Why wasn't RBG a business executive?
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I started a new business farming microscopic fish
It's a small scale operation
I was getting close to retiring and offered my compost business to my son.
He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
I’m starting a chiropractic business specializing in homeopathic & aromatherapy approaches...
Friend made it for business
I'm starting up a festive business where I attach Christmas bells to men's neckwear..
Good Tie-dings to all men!
Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?
My friend has a business painting rooftops.
You need to book now while his service is on the house.
What do you call a gay business meeting?
Why did the angry doctor go out of business?
Because he was losing his patience.
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business.
The steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
Why was the horses business doing so well?
“Because it has a stabled economy.”
My 10yo daughter just came up to me with this after sitting there stewing about my previous joke.
Did you hear Christopher Cross retired as a musician to make time for his new business venture?
Led Zeppelin ran a laundry appliance business.
They were called the Dryer Makers.
Why did the spice shop go out of business?
They just couldn’t keep up with the thymes.
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
My business of making T-shirts decorated with dayglo currency was struggling, so I asked my dad for advice.
He said, “I’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”
Minding my own business, when someone I thought was my friend threw a serving plate full of bumblebees at me.
Business name puns
I'm starting an ice cream roll business and need a good pun for a business name, any ideas?
Dad Flights Inc. is losing business
Some would say it’s a receding airline...
After a long day I want to take a dump as soon as I get home, but it's not my first order of business.
I have a friend who owns a yachting business, but had to work from home due to the pandemic...
Now his sails are through the roof.
A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
I've started a boating business from my attic....
The sails are going through the roof.
I've started a boating business from my attic.
The sails are going through the roof.
I started a boating business in my attic..
Sails are through the roof.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
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