Economic Puns

A list of puns related to "Economic"

I was gonna tell you guys an economics joke

But they're in high demand

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👤︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
📅︎ May 07 2021
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If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.

They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.

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👤︎ u/girloffthecob
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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I have a joke about trickle down economics...

...but 99% of you will never get it.

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👤︎ u/smdouglas2
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..

..Deficiteroles

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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It’s not a real economic downturn until people stop buying pre-shredded cheese.

That’s the start of the grate depression

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👤︎ u/yeezuswasaninsidejob
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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What's the international religion of economics

"Dowism."

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👤︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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People often ask me why I study economics

And I tell them because if it doesn't make sense it doesn't makes dollars

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👤︎ u/Thatsashirt
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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in my economics course

http://imgur.com/u7ukdi6

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👤︎ u/vivalabanaan
📅︎ Jan 18 2016
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I saw my sister weeping uncontrollably, worried that her Economics degree won’t land her a job.

I said, “Are you having a financial cry, sis?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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Me - Dad, I'm dropping Geometry and doing Economics instead.

Dad - I'm glad Euclid that up for me.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left half of his body ripped off in a horrible accident at his factory job that he had to support his family, and now he might die, or even worse, become a brain dead vegetable that is only an economic burden on his already poor family?

He's all right now :)

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👤︎ u/BigHummer
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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[request] Puns about economics
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👤︎ u/adaml316
📅︎ Aug 31 2017
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Puns for your Economics Professor snoqap.com/2017/04/03/eco…
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👤︎ u/bigtpie1
📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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Got my Economics teacher

In my high school Econ we were talking about the 70s

Teacher: In the seventies there was high unemployment accompanied by high inflation. Does anyone know what this period is called?

Me: Economics

Teacher: sigh

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👤︎ u/Ejgamer
📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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I went to an economics carnival the other day, but no one was working the rides

I guess you could say it was a Laissez-Faire

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👤︎ u/sicillet
📅︎ Jan 24 2016
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What is the economic religion?

Dowism.

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👤︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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