If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. . would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
I just see it rising up.
It was from ancient Greece
if not, Who is
Those who can count and those who cannot.
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
It was on pay-per-view.
Bit of a scam though,
Both teams folded.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me
She had Acapulco-lips.
I couldn’t believe it when I found it in my mail box with the words “Return to Sender” stamped on it! It was me all along!
Squares are raised to a second power.
That way, when I die, I’ll be able to say I left a mark on this world.
After seeing my mother-in-law, it seems like there's gonna be war.
Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!
And he had a point.
It's Dublin every day!
The library because it has the most stories.
He’ll come around eventually.
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
But China got it right off the bat.
Because he was the life of the party!
It's not like it's the end of the world.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor
A man wanted to do something nice for ten of his friends. So he wrote a pun for each one hoping it would cheer them up. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
It was an alpaca-lypse
My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
So they can see the battlefield
and those who donut
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
The Hepatitis Bee