If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. . would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
But he is up there
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
He just can't part with it.
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
Evidently not two though
Then you'll all be sorry.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! 🤩
You get them VERY ANGRY
The So-be-it Union
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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From a well, actually..
Too bad it’s Payperview
Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!
But China got it right off the bat
Not only is it awful, it's awful.
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
I call it Plot Armor ™
Every year it's Dublin
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
Dude 2: “Brochure”
Those that can count, and those that can't.
Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
That is all.
The police are searching high and low for the culprits.
Milk! It's pastureyes before you seen it!
Good players are hard to find.