A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?

If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. . would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwoodreddit
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(LINK) Article about the World Pun Championships: We have found our king!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTapedHamster
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I have a theory that yeast will one day rule the world

I just see it rising up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I saw a 1000 year old oil stain

It was from ancient Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darz167
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Watson is the most famous doctor in the world

if not, Who is

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What’s the highest number in the world?

420

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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There are 3 types of people in this world:

Those who can count and those who cannot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzed_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...

Always trying to get the symphony vote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Watched the origami world championships last night,

It was on pay-per-view.

Bit of a scam though,

Both teams folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BathToaster99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.

More on this story, as it unfolds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do you call the world's richest elephant?

Elon Tusk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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How does Nasa organize a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/opum123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I’ve just been voted the most secretive person in the whole world

I can’t tell you how much this means to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerseySideAlt9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.

She had Acapulco-lips.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cosmic_Fox_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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A cat got into the guiness world record book

Meowvalous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesMemories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Sent a letter addressed to β€œThe Smartest Person in the World”

I couldn’t believe it when I found it in my mail box with the words β€œReturn to Sender” stamped on it! It was me all along!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeSirJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Cars ain't rocket.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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In a world where people with superpowers make up 1% of the world population, people with two make up 1% of that 1%. These people born with two superhuman abilities are called squares.

Squares are raised to a second power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru9224
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I’ve decided to name my son Mark.

That way, when I die, I’ll be able to say I left a mark on this world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legalize-crack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Dostoevsky once wrote: "Beauty will save the world".

After seeing my mother-in-law, it seems like there's gonna be war.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?

Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenvoice901
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Once upon a time a broken sword told me it was the best weapon in the world...

And he had a point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asagao90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erubadhron89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data

2:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emination_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What’s the tallest building in the world?

The library because it has the most stories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkIsThicc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Me: the earth isn’t flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: it’s the shape an italian car. Me: what?

Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5am281
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Coronavirus is now all over the world

But China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:

Namaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTraveler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Why was Odysseus welcomed in the under world?

Because he was the life of the party!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waffles_boi69420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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So what if I can't spell apocalipse"?

It's not like it's the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enrage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humoursly_weird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.

They believe it came from the Flossiraptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dvd86er
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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The World's Greatest Pun

A man wanted to do something nice for ten of his friends. So he wrote a pun for each one hoping it would cheer them up. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VernonnonreV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?

It was an alpaca-lypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."

My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rolls20s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the battlefield

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hier_Is_Sven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut

and those who donut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, β€œIt’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.

In truth, it was just rad-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?

The hallouminati

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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First post here... the first world problems version of a STRAY ROCKET πŸš€
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...

then Who is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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