A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?
If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. .
would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
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οΈ Nov 12 2013
(LINK) Article about the World Pun Championships: We have found our king!
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οΈ Jun 10 2014
I have a theory that yeast will one day rule the world
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οΈ Apr 23 2021
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain
It was from ancient Greece
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οΈ Apr 08 2021
Watson is the most famous doctor in the world
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οΈ Apr 09 2021
Whatβs the highest number in the world?
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
There are 3 types of people in this world:
Those who can count and those who cannot.
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οΈ Apr 14 2021
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
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οΈ Apr 17 2021
Watched the origami world championships last night,
It was on pay-per-view.
Bit of a scam though,
Both teams folded.
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οΈ Apr 02 2021
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
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οΈ Mar 05 2021
What do you call the world's richest elephant?
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οΈ Apr 23 2021
How does Nasa organize a party?
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οΈ Apr 18 2021
Iβve just been voted the most secretive person in the whole world
I canβt tell you how much this means to me
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οΈ Mar 06 2021
If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
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οΈ Apr 05 2021
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
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οΈ Apr 08 2021
A cat got into the guiness world record book
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οΈ Apr 22 2021
Sent a letter addressed to βThe Smartest Person in the Worldβ
I couldnβt believe it when I found it in my mail box with the words βReturn to Senderβ stamped on it! It was me all along!
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οΈ Apr 18 2021
Cars ain't rocket.
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οΈ Feb 13 2021
In a world where people with superpowers make up 1% of the world population, people with two make up 1% of that 1%. These people born with two superhuman abilities are called squares.
Squares are raised to a second power.
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οΈ Mar 29 2021
Iβve decided to name my son Mark.
That way, when I die, Iβll be able to say I left a mark on this world.
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οΈ Apr 21 2021
Dostoevsky once wrote: "Beauty will save the world".
After seeing my mother-in-law, it seems like there's gonna be war.
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οΈ Apr 23 2021
Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?
Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!
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οΈ Mar 20 2021
Once upon a time a broken sword told me it was the best weapon in the world...
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οΈ Apr 16 2021
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
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οΈ Mar 25 2021
There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data
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οΈ Mar 11 2021
Whatβs the tallest building in the world?
The library because it has the most stories.
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οΈ Feb 12 2021
I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around eventually.
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οΈ Feb 11 2021
Me: the earth isnβt flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: itβs the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didnβt you?
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οΈ Apr 10 2021
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
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οΈ Jan 04 2021
My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
Why was Odysseus welcomed in the under world?
Because he was the life of the party!
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οΈ Apr 11 2021
So what if I can't spell apocalipse"?
It's not like it's the end of the world.
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οΈ Apr 04 2021
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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οΈ Feb 21 2021
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
The World's Greatest Pun
A man wanted to do something nice for ten of his friends. So he wrote a pun for each one hoping it would cheer them up. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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οΈ Mar 09 2021
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
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οΈ Mar 17 2021
At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."
My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
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οΈ Mar 23 2021
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
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οΈ Apr 14 2021
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut
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οΈ Feb 11 2021
The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, βItβs out of this world ... radical!β he exclaimed.
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
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οΈ Mar 21 2021
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the worldβs cheese?
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οΈ Mar 02 2021
First post here... the first world problems version of a STRAY ROCKET π
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οΈ Feb 27 2021
You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...
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οΈ Apr 09 2021
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