He should have dated Miss Universe
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
In an alternate universe, Hercules was a girl.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
I was watching Across the Universe and got thinking about how much each actor made
I’m sure Dr. Robert did it pro Bono, though.
What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?
Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon.
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Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
What is capital city of universe
I called my wife 'Miss Universe' last night.
"Is it because I'm so beautiful?" she asked
"NO, It's because you're constantly expanding."
Why did the valet hate working in an alternate universe?
Because it was all parallel parking!
Have you ever wondered why the winner of all the Miss Universe contest...
...always came from Earth ?
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
I have a new girlfriend named Ursula. She’s my whole universe...
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
Was fixing the universe hard for the Hulk?
Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...
...cause it only has a three star rating!
Anyone out there worried about the Universe ever imploding..?
I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
In an alternate universe, instead of asking for whatever he touches to be gold, Midas just asked for his jokes to be made extremely hilarious.
Everything was comedy gold.
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
The sound of him throwing his phone will be hear throughout the universe
My moment finally came in the dad joke universe, and my teenage son kinda giggled!
My son and I were in Lids picking out a nice hat for a Christmas present. We wanted to see one on the top rack so the employee grabbed her little hook tool to grab it. Well, she dropped it on the floor...
I told my son "I think we can get it for dirty percent off!"
My son smirked and laughed just barely but started saying no dad, just no.
I was pretty proud of myself!
Taking over the universe with cloth
Why is an error the biggest thing in the universe?
Because even in space there's no room for error.
What did thanos want to happen to the universe?
Where can you find the greatest jokes in the entire /r/DadJokes universe?
The best jokes are always in the comets…
What did the universe say when it woke up?
If you are ever feeling like you don’t know your place in the universe, just remember: You and the universe came from the same thing
Bee one with the universe, colored pencils, 6x6"
The only things that matter in this universe
Are solids, liquids, gasses, and plasma.
The oldest scrolls in the universe
Midget fashion is popular in ‘Apparel-Elf Universe’.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity is one of the most essential forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
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