Wouldn't that be a pocket pocket dimension?
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My roommate Esther and I wanted to get a new rug for our apartment, but we didn't have a tape measure. So we had to use Esther's height to guess the approximate dimensions we wanted. We bought a rug one Esther wide by two Esthers long. You could say we...
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π€︎ u/modestmolerat
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What is the tastiest dimension?

Thyme

Im sorry

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My wife wrote me a note about the dimensions of her dresser.

It was very deep.

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π€︎ u/Threeatatime1
π︎ Mar 27 2020
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I visited a another dimension
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π€︎ u/dr_wetness
π︎ Mar 16 2019
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Two dimensions really are

Plane and simple

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π€︎ u/Pasta-hobo
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I was being shown around a house. "What are the dimensions of this room?" I asked the guy.

He said, "Height, width, and length."

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π€︎ u/TommehBoi
π︎ Oct 11 2018
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How many dimensions does a picture of a fish have?

tuna-half

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π€︎ u/aparks1437
π︎ Jul 10 2019
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I gave up studying the first dimension.

What's the point?

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I told him "I'd like to avoid the matter at this time."

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π€︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
π︎ Aug 17 2018
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Found on Amazon Customer Questions - What are the dimensions of this item (Converse shoes)?

At least one foot long.

( https://imgur.com/a/05232 )

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π€︎ u/popuptwo
π︎ Sep 13 2017
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Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?

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π€︎ u/Oddly_Specific
π︎ Mar 08 2016
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What did Square say when he looked at how hard Cube had it in the third dimension?

Well, THIS puts things into perspective.

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π€︎ u/G4dgey
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A friend told me that the ball drop was a minute late

The ball was dropped at the ball drop.

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π€︎ u/Fleeves
π︎ Jan 01 2021
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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but Iβm not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jun 04 2020
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How do you measure a social media influencerβs popularity?

By dimensions

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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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π€︎ u/breakone9r
π︎ Mar 27 2018
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At the end of the class, I asked my physics professor, βWould you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?β

He said, βSorry I canβt. Thereβs no Time.β

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Sep 20 2018
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How many sides does a circle have?

Two! The inside and the outside

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π€︎ u/letrollface1279
π︎ Jun 07 2016
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Pun help

Hello, my girlfriend and I LOVE puns, but I haven't been able to come up with a good pun for her name. Her name is Tessa, and help is appreciated

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π€︎ u/MCPgaming
π︎ Aug 02 2016
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Wanna hear a good one liner?

1 Dimension

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π€︎ u/Jalen2612
π︎ Oct 22 2016
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Tiny Little Ruler

I was using a ruler earlier in the day because I had to measure and cut something to very specific dimensions. It was a really tiny 6-inch ruler. A few hours later I was looking for it but couldn't find it at all and was starting to get pissed.

Me: Where the hell did it go? I had it two hours ago!

Mom: What are you looking for?

Me (shouting): the tiny little ruler!

From the other side of the house, my dad shouted: "Napoleon?"

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π€︎ u/tauntaun-tamer
π︎ Dec 14 2013
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How mathematicians break up...

Initially inspired by a joke I heard elsewhere on the Internet but I took it a step farther. Hint: there are several hidden puns (at least 6)

Dear Algebra, Stop asking me to find your X. As to the reason she left, we'll never know Y. She probably never fancied your green bra. Maybe it's a sin that she wants a distant relationship. But have no fear, as she spans higher dimensions for true love, she'll look far and wide, for she lives on the edge. She'll soon realize that she's not so significant after all.

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