Dimensional Puns

A list of puns related to "Dimensional"

Physicist: how to imagine 10-dimensional spacetime?

Mathematician: imagine n-dimensional spacetime first and then let n=10.

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👤︎ u/ejijojo
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?

They have three axes.

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👤︎ u/whomikehidden
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Do you know the proper title for a two dimensional woman when she is pregnant?

Flat birther.

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👤︎ u/SiLifino
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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TIL: At the beginning of his career, Kevin Spacey only played two dimensional characters.

He was then known as Kevin Planey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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I think that girl over there has a particularly two-dimensional donkey.

Kudos if you figured it out.

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👤︎ u/Kitty_Dragon
📅︎ Jun 06 2017
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I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.

I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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👤︎ u/RedShirtCashion
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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(School related) I have 3 D’s...

I guess you can call me multi dimensional!

(I came up with this after a, not so good midterm...)

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👤︎ u/SubjectAlpha41
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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My Dad on New Years Resolutions

Mom: "Alright so let's go around saying our New Years Resolutions."

Dad: "1080p"

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👤︎ u/theFATasianKID
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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My wife showed me a picture of a room with a tree painted on the wall...

We had been looking for ideas for a kids room.

She said "I can get behind this" (referring to the painting of the tree).

I said "you can? But, it's two dimensional..."

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👤︎ u/barelyonhere
📅︎ Sep 09 2015
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