Topological Puns

A list of puns related to "Topological"

Today I insisted that my son had a hole in his shoe. He didn't believe me and kept looking and looking, took it off and inspect it. He yelled "There is no hole in there at all!"

So I yelled back "Then how did your foot get in there!"

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👤︎ u/DeathcampEnthusiast
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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Was drinking a milkshake...

Having lunch and milkshakes with the family

Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.

Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom

Groans all round

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👤︎ u/jimmycoola
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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Dadjoked my friend about shirts

Friend: Hey, your shirt has a hole in it. Me: Well actually it has 4. One for my head, these two for the arms...

The resulting groan washed over me like some sort of cosmic cathartic wave.

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👤︎ u/cuttlefish32
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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