Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts
Ok this isn’t me telling a pun but i need punny suggestions
idk if this counts as against the rules but it’s spooky time now. my username everywhere is StarlineOdyssey, so i need some spooky themed puns on it, if you can think of any good ones. any help would be appreciated. mods if you take this down that’s understandable
Albino dalmatian
On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.
I recently met with my therapist at the bottom of the ocean.
We had a very deep talk.
Was drinking a milkshake...
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
Grocery shopping with Dad
"Dad, do we have crackers at home?"
"No, we're crackalackin"
