Linked Puns

A list of puns related to "Linked"

If everyone in the world linked hands and stood in a straight line

Most of them would drown

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👤︎ u/xtilexx
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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It’s official, scientists have proven that more birthday celebrations is officially linked to a longer life span
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👤︎ u/rangent
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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Leaving the name in because this deserves all the credit possible (post linked in comments)
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👤︎ u/hayisforhorses101
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Fresh Thyme blackberries linked to hepatitis A outbreak in three states.

This is berry bad news

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👤︎ u/FaceInTheCloudz
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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If I linked enough watches together to make a belt, it would be a complete waist of time.
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👤︎ u/Yeah_righto_mate
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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I knew someone who collected watches. They'd link the watches all together into a sort of belt.

I thought it was a waist of time.

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👤︎ u/TotallyNotFromSydney
📅︎ Jun 01 2021
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I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...

I didn't expect it but he took a fence.

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👤︎ u/alexd281
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...

He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."

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👤︎ u/Riverlong
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..

..this isn't for me.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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I get Only fans

But I prefer air conditioning

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👤︎ u/TenTonFluff
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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Greatest name of a race horse ever

Hoof Hearted

Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it

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👤︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
📅︎ May 15 2021
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My post about chain link got reported and taken down

I guess someone took a-fence

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👤︎ u/serialcompliment
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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👤︎ u/NicolasTheRageCage
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

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👤︎ u/RedLeader11037
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a website with ADHD?

A hyper link.

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👤︎ u/macuser06
📅︎ May 30 2021
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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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👤︎ u/timbillyosu
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
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👤︎ u/PrettyPeeved
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Iona link youtu.be/fhmeYoJZeOw
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👤︎ u/alarming_cock
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditions it.

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👤︎ u/rhena_lahrie
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..

That wasn’t cool.

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👤︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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Link In Bio
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👤︎ u/Holiday_Volume
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Does anyone have the link?
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👤︎ u/HarveySteakfries
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
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👤︎ u/holymolybreath
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Link in bio
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👤︎ u/Sbrighte
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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B 206
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👤︎ u/Kelly240361
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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A collection of physical dadjokes

A collection of physical dad-jokes (click the link).

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👤︎ u/Leon_Art
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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I like this one.
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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.

Someone might think it is a fence sieve.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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Link in Bio.
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👤︎ u/Chilli-byte-
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Have y'all been to the new sausage restaurant yet?

To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.

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👤︎ u/majestic_walrus1
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Sent him a link
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👤︎ u/Real_MidGetz
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Don't click on any suspicious links

Suspicious link

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👤︎ u/Aqeel01
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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Found this post and I just can't stop laughing (LINK BELOW)

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/iq10o0/please_no_dad_dont_do_it_in_public_places/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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👤︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Good hobbit.
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👤︎ u/Allcapino
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

1

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Chain link

I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!

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👤︎ u/clairehannah
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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How much room do fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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👤︎ u/Raptor_Girl_1259
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Antics
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👤︎ u/fredeter
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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👤︎ u/magnebuda
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"

"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.

I don’t understand how she can feel that way.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Adult links
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👤︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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Links
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👤︎ u/Redtyestar
📅︎ May 14 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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👤︎ u/P_as_n_Pterodactyl
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...

I didn't expect it but he took a fence.

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👤︎ u/alexd281
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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