They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
I guess it must be sprocket science
Because it's Holey Armor.
Someone might think it is a fence sieve.
I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!
The old one just wasn't cutting it anymore.
I said, “that would be off the chain.”
He was running a Shell corporation.
I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.
Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.
That was a nice Chain Reaction!
I said to him, good morning your "Highness".
We always gotta keep watch of the changes in currency.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
So I had a great chain of old jokes today in my morning meeting.
I started with "I bought a violin from a one armed seller yesterday. He said he played it by ear".
As the meeting progressed, I realized I could chain additional jokes together. 10 minutes later I followed up with it, "That one armed violin seller... he has a sister named Katrina. She's missing a leg so she likes to call herself I-Lean". The room laughed and there were many people who said "that's kinda wrong".
Then I followed up with, "Well she's not as bad off as her dad. The dad's missing two legs. When he goes in the swimming pool, they call him Bob."
And then I finished with, "But he still likes to water ski. When he does, they call him Skip".
It's funny because it all chains together.