Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?

He only has small arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
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Mountain ranges aren't just funny..

..they are hill areas!

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Vermeer was eerie, Vermeer was strange, he had his own color range imgur.com/gallery/NG4f9NU
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I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raidenisme
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What was a cowboy's favorite snack on the range? /r/Jokes/comments/gj3yjp/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchy72
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I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What's funnier mountain ranges or forest? /r/Jokes/comments/f26a8s/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaio-renwar
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Why do T rexes not make great long range snipers?

They are only good with small arms.

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After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.

Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why was the electric range crying?

It didn't have a grill friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolacola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Why is it pointless to play hide and seek with mountain ranges?

They peak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Guy single-handedly saving a stuck range rover
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inDgenious
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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The most successful business I ever had was selling free-range birds

My merchandise was flying off the shelves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wondering-knight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Mountain ranges aren't just funny

They're hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I heard the local country club has a brand new driving range...

I want to swing by and see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it β€œA Range Of Tans”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElMichoacano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Can a ninja attack you from long range?

Shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imlesmartest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I got invited to the shooting range the other day.

I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaveConnoisseur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.

Turns out his story was full of holes.

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Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KenJethro43
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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The Star Trek crew couldn’t use the internet outside of WiFi range.

They didn’t have commander data with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Did you hear about the insane guy at the gun range

Turns out he just got scammed at Target

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Michael Jackson was thinking about started a clothing range

He'd have sold billie jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...

Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillWorkforWhisky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.

Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I've never been to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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My vocals range isn't very good

I can only Go down so fa.

Note: I'm not a dad and im tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BASIC-Mufasa
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...

But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Went to the gun range and saw a sad bullet asking for a job.

He was just fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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I don't don't know what Range eggs are...

But they're free!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odd-looking
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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I'm gonna go to a gun range tomorrow, wanna go?

Great, I'll shoot you an email with the details.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zillo7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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Snack time at the shooting range...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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The Waiter told me "All of our chicken is free-range"

And I replied "He doesn't look very free there on that plate"

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At the Driving Range

My dad and I were at the driving range hitting golf balls. He steps up to take a big shot, strains himself a little too hard and simultaneously rips a fart as he hits the ball.

"Hit the shit outta that one!"

I still chuckle when I think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poppinwheelies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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So I was at the driving range with my Dad

It was cloudy, so the golf ball was hard to see when it was hit. I said to my Dad "I can't see the ball because of the cloud cover." The next ball I hit was painfully bad and rolled onto the grass. My Dad says "There it is".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Caribou
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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I'm a dad, here's my joke: Which range animal likes to graze naked?

A BUFF-alo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/futurestorms
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2013
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Professor asked if anyone knew what "home-range" was in reference to dolphin migratory patterns.

Me: It's Kansas State song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schro3der
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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At the driving range.

I was at the driving range with my grandpa and I met his friend.

Friend: You've got a great grandpa. Do you know that?

Grandpa: Great-grandpa! I'm not that old yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunningMan847
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I’ve never been to a gun range before

So I decided to give it a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntuso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

But I decided to give it a shot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhooooshCatcher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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