what’s the worst thing about a job at a shooting range?

if you’re promoted, you’ll still be fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeO4K
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What range does a Grizzly sing in?

Bear-itone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahlonMurder
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Open range
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire

I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.

He started pointing them out to me.

"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."

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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.

I like it. I'm proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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All my jokes seem to lack in range.

I only tell shotpuns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/candiedloveapple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Mountain ranges aren't just funny...

They are hill areas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.

He was a huge bassist.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?

I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.

(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)

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Bonnie Tyler's new range of biscuits have received good reviews

They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elbobby89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PbyFortress
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My friend tried opening up a driving range to compete with Top Golf.

Not sure if he pulled it off but I know it took a lot of balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greg_zielinski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.

I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lethalmouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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How can you dry a mountain range?

On a cliffhanger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?

He only has small arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Vermeer was eerie, Vermeer was strange, he had his own color range imgur.com/gallery/NG4f9NU
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Who makes the best musical range cookers?

Aga do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raidenisme
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What was a cowboy's favorite snack on the range? /r/Jokes/comments/gj3yjp/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchy72
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Why do T rexes not make great long range snipers?

They are only good with small arms.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Guy single-handedly saving a stuck range rover
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inDgenious
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.

Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What's funnier mountain ranges or forest? /r/Jokes/comments/f26a8s/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaio-renwar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why was the electric range crying?

It didn't have a grill friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolacola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I got invited to the shooting range the other day.

I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaveConnoisseur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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The most successful business I ever had was selling free-range birds

My merchandise was flying off the shelves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wondering-knight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Can a ninja attack you from long range?

Shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imlesmartest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I heard the local country club has a brand new driving range...

I want to swing by and see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it β€œA Range Of Tans”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElMichoacano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KenJethro43
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...

Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillWorkforWhisky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?

Helen Killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjedi6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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The Star Trek crew couldn’t use the internet outside of WiFi range.

They didn’t have commander data with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Michael Jackson was thinking about started a clothing range

He'd have sold billie jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.

Turns out his story was full of holes.

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I went to try my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Mountain ranges aren't just funny..

..they are hill areas!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Mountain ranges aren't just funny

They're hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I’ve never been to a gun range before

So I decided to give it a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntuso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I've never been to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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