if you’re promoted, you’ll still be fired.
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.
(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)
It didn't have a grill friend.
I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.
My merchandise was flying off the shelves!
I want to swing by and see it.
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
Helen Killer
They didn’t have commander data with them.
Turns out he just got scammed at Target
But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.
He was just fired
And I replied "He doesn't look very free there on that plate"
My dad and I were at the driving range hitting golf balls. He steps up to take a big shot, strains himself a little too hard and simultaneously rips a fart as he hits the ball.
"Hit the shit outta that one!"
I still chuckle when I think about it.
It was cloudy, so the golf ball was hard to see when it was hit. I said to my Dad "I can't see the ball because of the cloud cover." The next ball I hit was painfully bad and rolled onto the grass. My Dad says "There it is".
I was at the driving range with my grandpa and I met his friend.
Friend: You've got a great grandpa. Do you know that?
Grandpa: Great-grandpa! I'm not that old yet.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
