Range Puns

..they are hill areas!

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

They are only good with small arms.

Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there

It didn't have a grill friend.

They peak.

My merchandise was flying off the shelves!

I want to swing by and see it.

Shuriken

I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.

I decided to give it a shot.

Turns out his story was full of holes.

They didn’t have commander data with them.

Turns out he just got scammed at Target

He'd have sold billie jeans

Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."

Helen Killer

I can only Go down so fa.

Note: I'm not a dad and im tired.

But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.

He was just fired

But they're free!

Great, I'll shoot you an email with the details.

And I replied "He doesn't look very free there on that plate"

They have better yolks.

My dad and I were at the driving range hitting golf balls. He steps up to take a big shot, strains himself a little too hard and simultaneously rips a fart as he hits the ball.

"Hit the shit outta that one!"

I still chuckle when I think about it.

It was cloudy, so the golf ball was hard to see when it was hit. I said to my Dad "I can't see the ball because of the cloud cover." The next ball I hit was painfully bad and rolled onto the grass. My Dad says "There it is".

A BUFF-alo.

Me: It's Kansas State song.

I was at the driving range with my grandpa and I met his friend.

Friend: You've got a great grandpa. Do you know that?

Grandpa: Great-grandpa! I'm not that old yet.

They're hill areas

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

So I decided to give it a shot

But I decided to give it a shot!

I decided to give it a shot.