Mountain ranges aren't just funny..
I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Why do T rexes not make great long range snipers?
They are only good with small arms.
After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.
Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there
Why was the electric range crying?
It didn't have a grill friend.
Why is it pointless to play hide and seek with mountain ranges?
Guy single-handedly saving a stuck range rover
The most successful business I ever had was selling free-range birds
My merchandise was flying off the shelves!
I heard the local country club has a brand new driving range...
I want to swing by and see it.
Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it “A Range Of Tans”
Can a ninja attack you from long range?
I got invited to the shooting range the other day.
I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.
Turns out his story was full of holes.
Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
The Star Trek crew couldn’t use the internet outside of WiFi range.
They didn’t have commander data with them.
Did you hear about the insane guy at the gun range
Turns out he just got scammed at Target
Michael Jackson was thinking about started a clothing range
He'd have sold billie jeans
Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?
The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.
Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.
My vocals range isn't very good
I can only Go down so fa.
Note: I'm not a dad and im tired.
I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...
But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.
Went to the gun range and saw a sad bullet asking for a job.
I don't don't know what Range eggs are...
I'm gonna go to a gun range tomorrow, wanna go?
Great, I'll shoot you an email with the details.
Snack time at the shooting range...
The Waiter told me "All of our chicken is free-range"
And I replied "He doesn't look very free there on that plate"
Why do free-range eggs make better comedians?
At the Driving Range
My dad and I were at the driving range hitting golf balls. He steps up to take a big shot, strains himself a little too hard and simultaneously rips a fart as he hits the ball.
"Hit the shit outta that one!"
I still chuckle when I think about it.
So I was at the driving range with my Dad
It was cloudy, so the golf ball was hard to see when it was hit. I said to my Dad "I can't see the ball because of the cloud cover." The next ball I hit was painfully bad and rolled onto the grass. My Dad says "There it is".
I'm a dad, here's my joke: Which range animal likes to graze naked?
Professor asked if anyone knew what "home-range" was in reference to dolphin migratory patterns.
Me: It's Kansas State song.
At the driving range.
I was at the driving range with my grandpa and I met his friend.
Friend: You've got a great grandpa. Do you know that?
Grandpa: Great-grandpa! I'm not that old yet.
Mountain ranges aren't just funny
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
I’ve never been to a gun range before
So I decided to give it a shot
I’ve never gone to a gun range before.
But I decided to give it a shot!
I've never been to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
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