A list of puns related to "Ranger"
It's morphine time.
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
To the dump To the dump To the dump dump dump
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
Doggone
but I didnβt enjoy the nature of the work.
He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"
Picked up earlier this week on drug charges. He's a Mighty Morphine Powder Ranger.
His passenger had no arms.
Kemosoggy
butter rum butter rum butter rum rum rum
Dad randomly chuckles and says "If Sidney Crosby kidnapped Rick Nash's son, it would be Crosby Steals Nash's Young." I laugh, girlfriend and mother groan.
We were sightseeing at Yellowstone and we asked a ranger for some recommendations on where to go.
"There's this really cool tall cliff called Poison Cliff nearby. You wanna know why it was given that name?"
...."because one drop will kill ya!"
The highlight of our time at Yellowstone.
To-the-dump, to-the-dump, to-the-dump-dump-dump...
He responded with "I guess that tree will have more bark than usual".
My girlfriend and I are talking to him about White Nose Syndrome and he mentions that there's a lot of bats in the cave that could be affected by it. My girlfriend asks him Aren't they freaked out about it? referring to the staff, to which he replies Well no, the bats don't know about it, and continues on.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Dad just dropped this one on the fly while watching the Movie. Cue an entire family's groans...
A guy was going into a battle on top of a train with Tonto and the Lone Ranger
Me: That guy is dead for sure!
Dad: They are all dead, this movie is set in 1869.
It's morphine time.
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
Might Morphine Power Rangers
T'da dump t'da dump t'da dump dump dump, t'da dump t'da dump t'da dump dump dump
Dog gone
It's morphine time!
Its MORPHINE TIME!!
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