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A list of puns related to "Ranger"

The park ranger told me that he would donate all the pennies, nickles, and quarters thrown into the wishing well to my charity.....

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!

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👤︎ u/esoper1976
📅︎ May 23 2021
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What is the best shape to catch a Power Ranger with?

A trapezord.

Alternatively, the best shape to catch a homeless crustacean doctor is a trapezoidburg.

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👤︎ u/overachievingogre
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?

It's morphine time.

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👤︎ u/metallicusovwinter
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires

because if they did the tents would be in a across fire

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👤︎ u/chairlegnumber4
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump To the dump To the dump dump dump

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Park rangers told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in...

Bears must really like Hip-Hop.

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👤︎ u/ldchcld
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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I had a job as a Park Ranger...

but I didn’t enjoy the nature of the work.

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👤︎ u/youtellmebob
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog fell off a cliff?

Doggone

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👤︎ u/scooterscuzz
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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It’s a red ranger,
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👤︎ u/hocro611
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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If an electrical engineer is working in the forest, is he a power ranger?
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👤︎ u/nerd866
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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How does Batman become a Power Ranger?

He yells "IT'S ORPHAN TIME!!!"

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👤︎ u/Th33s33sAD33sasturrr
📅︎ May 19 2019
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What's the Lone Ranger's favorite flavor of candy?

butter rum butter rum butter rum rum rum

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👤︎ u/GGCrono
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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What do you call the Lone Ranger after a heavy rain?

Kemosoggy

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👤︎ u/village_lunatic
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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Why did the park ranger let the man with the digital watch park in the handicapped spot.

His passenger had no arms.

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👤︎ u/WebWheat
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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Watching Rangers vs Penguins game when..

Dad randomly chuckles and says "If Sidney Crosby kidnapped Rick Nash's son, it would be Crosby Steals Nash's Young." I laugh, girlfriend and mother groan.

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👤︎ u/basscreator22
📅︎ May 05 2014
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What do you call the Power Rangers on drugs?

Might Morphine Power Rangers

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👤︎ u/Legopeeps
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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A friend said her power went out. I sang, "no no power rangers..."
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👤︎ u/edder24
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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National park ranger dad jokes the whole family

We were sightseeing at Yellowstone and we asked a ranger for some recommendations on where to go.

"There's this really cool tall cliff called Poison Cliff nearby. You wanna know why it was given that name?"

...."because one drop will kill ya!"

The highlight of our time at Yellowstone.

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👤︎ u/Dinklenator
📅︎ Aug 31 2015
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What does the Loan Ranger say when he is taking a load of trash to the landfill?

To-the-dump, to-the-dump, to-the-dump-dump-dump...

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👤︎ u/graeber715
📅︎ Sep 22 2016
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I told my Ranger at work that after my dog had passed away, we buried him and then planted a tree to grow on top of his grave.

He responded with "I guess that tree will have more bark than usual".

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👤︎ u/phat_blah
📅︎ May 31 2016
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Dad just dropped this one on the fly while watching the Movie. Cue an entire family's groans...

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👤︎ u/the_SULTAN_of_SENSI
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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The ranger at Carlsbad Caverns

My girlfriend and I are talking to him about White Nose Syndrome and he mentions that there's a lot of bats in the cave that could be affected by it. My girlfriend asks him Aren't they freaked out about it? referring to the staff, to which he replies Well no, the bats don't know about it, and continues on.

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👤︎ u/eviktion
📅︎ Oct 21 2015
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While watching the Lone Ranger

A guy was going into a battle on top of a train with Tonto and the Lone Ranger

Me: That guy is dead for sure!

Dad: They are all dead, this movie is set in 1869.

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👤︎ u/FuckedAsBored
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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Where does the Lone Ranger put his garbage?

In the dump, in the dump, in the dump dump dump, in the dump in the dump in the dump dump dump...

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👤︎ u/JDogg323
📅︎ May 30 2020
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What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?

It's morphine time.

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👤︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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The park ranger told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in.

Bears must really like Hip-Hop.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.

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👤︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

T'da dump t'da dump t'da dump dump dump, t'da dump t'da dump t'da dump dump dump

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👤︎ u/definitelyasatanist
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog ran off the 300 foot cliff?

Dog gone

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👤︎ u/scooterscuzz
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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What did the ER nurse say to the power ranger?

It's morphine time!

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👤︎ u/soylentblueissmurfs
📅︎ Oct 03 2012
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What did the Green Power Ranger say when he broke his leg?

Its MORPHINE TIME!!

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👤︎ u/magnitohelmet
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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