A list of puns related to "Rangers"
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!
A trapezord.
Alternatively, the best shape to catch a homeless crustacean doctor is a trapezoidburg.
and Tonto had been riding hard for hours when they can to a town. The Lone Ranger and Tonto ties up their horses to the hitching post. He told Tonto βthe horses are hot, run around them in a circle until they cool down.β He went into the bar and ordered a drink. A stranger walked up and said βYouβre the Lone Ranger, right?β He said yea and the stranger said βyou left your injun runningβ
It's morphine time.
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
To the dump To the dump To the dump dump dump
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
but I didnβt enjoy the nature of the work.
Doggone
He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"
He yells "IT'S ORPHAN TIME!!!"
Kemosoggy
butter rum butter rum butter rum rum rum
His passenger had no arms.
Dad randomly chuckles and says "If Sidney Crosby kidnapped Rick Nash's son, it would be Crosby Steals Nash's Young." I laugh, girlfriend and mother groan.
Might Morphine Power Rangers
We were sightseeing at Yellowstone and we asked a ranger for some recommendations on where to go.
"There's this really cool tall cliff called Poison Cliff nearby. You wanna know why it was given that name?"
...."because one drop will kill ya!"
The highlight of our time at Yellowstone.
To-the-dump, to-the-dump, to-the-dump-dump-dump...
He responded with "I guess that tree will have more bark than usual".
My girlfriend and I are talking to him about White Nose Syndrome and he mentions that there's a lot of bats in the cave that could be affected by it. My girlfriend asks him Aren't they freaked out about it? referring to the staff, to which he replies Well no, the bats don't know about it, and continues on.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Dad just dropped this one on the fly while watching the Movie. Cue an entire family's groans...
A guy was going into a battle on top of a train with Tonto and the Lone Ranger
Me: That guy is dead for sure!
Dad: They are all dead, this movie is set in 1869.
In the dump, in the dump, in the dump dump dump, in the dump in the dump in the dump dump dump...
It's morphine time.
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
T'da dump t'da dump t'da dump dump dump, t'da dump t'da dump t'da dump dump dump
Dog gone
It's morphine time!
Its MORPHINE TIME!!
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