Why are Policemen’s balls bigger than Fireman’s balls?...

β€˜Cos they sell more tickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
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What’s the difference between a fireman and a firewoman?

Firewood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysPlaySupport
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I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is β€œJose.”

His brother, β€œHose B,” not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
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Why was the fireman lovesick?

He couldn't get over an old flame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nailpolishandcats
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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The fireman was injured on the job. Some say he was pushed, some think something fell on him.

I think it was the latter.

(Thought up this gem while trying to sleep at 3 am. lol.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benevolent_Sinner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My hispanic fireman friend had twin boys.

He named one Jose and the other Hose B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dos_dude
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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How do you call a fireman who lost his job?

A firedman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonkeo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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What did the Mexican fireman name his children.

He named them Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puggonator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Did you hear about the Mexican Fireman who’s wife had twins?

He named One Jose and the other Hose B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkeyeCommoner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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What does a Spanish fireman call his kids?

JosΓ© and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chumbawamba56
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon, with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle...

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and cat.

"That sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman said with admiration.

"Thanks!" the girl replied.

The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

The fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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Fireman told me this one

Really close family friend of ours told us this one that allegedly happened while he was on duty. I'm going to tell it from his perspective, as it reads the 'funniest'.

So I'm on duty and we have to go and put out a simple brush fire off to the side of a busy intersection. Since it's the dry season of Southern California literally the smallest spark can cause a giant fire you know, so we're trying to put it out pretty fast. So we arrive there and we notice that an ambulance is speeding down the road to this one pretty sharp bend, and you know, they're making haste since they're on a code 3. A code 3 is where both the siren and the lights are on at the same time and they obviously have something that they need to do. Anyways, they're speeding around this corner and one of the backdoors gets flung open and a cooler flies out and lands at the curb. By this point we've handled the fire and we're just assessing the damage, like where it's spread, stuff like that, so I go and retrieve the

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIGRAHAMIX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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A fireman walks into a bar with his two sons...

And says...i want to buy a beer for my two sons. The bartender asks the fireman, "What are their names?" to which the fireman responds: " Well, this is Jose" pointing to the first son. "And this is Hose-B". Thanks for that one Dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewsAndBitcoin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2014
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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