Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building
Cause attempted sedan doesn’t have the same ring to it
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
What building has the most stories?
The library. (Daughter dropped this on me yesterday. So proud!)
Recently, I’ve been building a car made from old washing machine parts
I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Officer : Sir, Ma’am, I’m afraid your child was responsible for burning the building.
Two blondes walk into a building
You’d have thought one of them would have seen it...
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
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my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the building?
What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?
Who's the jedi that fell off of a building?
Did you hear that they're building a new trampoline park in Beijing?
My wife just finished her 40 week body building program.
She lost 8 pounds and 1 oz, and gained a new family member!
I'm officially a father and step father! Woohoo!
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
Whats the kinkiest religious building called?
I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.
A paper airplane went down from a 2 story building
I guess it went down a flight of stairs.
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.
What do you call a chicken who sits on top of a building?
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
I tried building a ski resort
What is the saddest component of a building?
I went to see a demonstration on steel boat building.
Dad are we the ones who burned down the building?
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult
But I didn’t expect it to be that hard
Can you believe that Boeing is going to start building planes out of cardboard to save money?!
We can’t just let things like this fly!
You ever hear that joke about the tall building?
Actually, nevermind long story.
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
When Adobe decides to finally end Flash Player, they’ll actually be building something new!
They’ll be breaking newgrounds!
My favorite hobby as a kid was building sandcastles with my grandpa
...until my mom hid the urn from me.
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It’s a complex complex complex.
I have a fear of overly complicated buildings
I have a complex complex complex