It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?
Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...
My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?
What’s the difference between a useless Scottish girl and a giggling auto frame?
The first is a chaffy lassie. The other is a laughy chassis.
My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...
******The Hunchshaq of Notre Dame***** (Frame from the YouTube video “shaq eats a hot wing content aware scale”)
My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
You’re the world’s greatest dad although my frame of reference is pretty limited.
Happy Father’s Day fellow dads!
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
While it's true, that's how I lost my job as a surgeon.
You coud say Marge's out of frame
OH MY GOD. Just had the police at my house claiming I’ve stolen a photographers photograph from a art gallery. After explaining that I haven’t been around art gallery’s in years, we both come to the conclusion that someone’s trying to frame me.
A few days ago my next door neighbours glass fell out of the window frame in the living room.
They called a company who came out to replace the glass, it happened again two days later so the company came back again and replaced it.
My neighbour asked why it was happening and the company told him that it was happening a lot in the area, and that a local animal was eating the putty we use to hold the glass in.
My neighbour asked him what kind of animal could possibly do that???
He said yes it’s a cat.....
A putty cat......
Turns out that new Call of Duty brand frames are available through LensCrafters' website!
Press F to pay for specs.
When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
I just watched an amazing documentary on aircraft frames assembly.
Optician: "Would you like to go choose some frames?"
Me: "Actually, there's a pair I've had my eye on already."
(This actually happened, and she laughed.)
Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'harassment.'
Student: I'm in love with a girl and harassment a lot to me.
Reverse your diurnal/nocturnal time frames.
Hallo! A license plate frame for you
In Frames is my favorite metal band
Wife says"The lady at the frame shop was Russian"
Why was she in such a hurry?
My son was carrying a box full of picture frames
He said, "I pictured this being much heavier."
My wife chose a new dining table with a metal frame instead of a wooden one
I complimented her on picking an unteak.
Dad walked down the stairs with his arm through a dozen picture frames.
"I've been framed!" he said.
Mom was in the living room hammering a nail in the wall to hang a frame...
...and she says "I think I hit a stud."
My dad yells out from the kitchen "That's funny, I didn't feel anything!"