I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
I've got a friend who reckons he can make high cuisine out of stock cubes.
My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...
Business has been Brisk, baby!
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?
Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?
Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.
These stock photo pun memes are the worst😀😀
Yesterday, our boss Monty asked us to check the stock of vegetable shortening.
It was the count of Monty’s Crisco.
I just wish, that I had made early investments in hand sanitizer, on the Stock Markets..
.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
More stock photo puns from this silly site😃😃 Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
The stock market is confusing for me but
It makes cents for someone else
Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?
I am having an eggs essential crisis.
Coronavirus having a devastating impact on the stock market
I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?
Why did Danny DeVito sell all of his stocks?
Turns out he's a short seller.
I bought some stocks from vegetable companies.
My quarantined stock broker was just arrested!
The SEC got him for insider trading.
Waddya mean "royalty-free" stock photo?
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
Today I messed up and bought an entire cupboard of beef stock.
But hey, at least I’m now a boullionnaire
I just asked my dad to give me a crash course on the stock market
He said, “Well it’s crashing on course right now.”
Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales
because where there is a Will, there is a whey
Stock markets plunge over Coronavirus fears, some portfolios hit more than others..
... Mainly Spread markets.
I got a job with Getty Images taking stock photos.
What is the name of the most famous stock index in the world?
Hydroponic herb growers are the next big thing in the stock market!
The stock market probably do better in the winter...
More people have colds = more people eating soup.
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.
The Wurst Käse scenario has arrived.
I've started investing in stocks...
Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.
This is called the Wurst-Käse Scenario.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus.
How do you make a laughing stock?
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock......that’s humerus
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