My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.

Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?

It was a real stroke of genius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackoMabreda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise

He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?

A whisk taker

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I knew a man that got injured in a office supplies store

I don't know what happened to him all I know is that he got comPENsation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mRmyster76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Where do vampires buy their art supplies?

Pencilvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batfloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Art supplies are a sound financial investment

That’s why it’s called β€œart appreciation”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaysStays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.

It didn't show up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..

He was always the whisk-taker in the family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhSparaGus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.

His actions were highly ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What is the king of office supplies?

The ruler, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dracolytch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores

Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.

I left my three-ring binder at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies

but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayyded
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?

Dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSteer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Interactions are low, Hope is high, here's a suprise butt supply.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsw21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.

I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshSamBob
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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At one time, I had a strongly desired goal of owning a plumbing supply company...

I guess it was just a pipe dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Did you hear about the thief who stole a supply truck of disinfectant?

He made a clean getaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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My brother was stressing that someone in our house could contract the coronavirus by going out for supplies.

My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf...

The stakes were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.

He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorinar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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My son got into his mom's supply of pads and stuck them to the wall.

I called it a period piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Saw Humpty Dumpty shopping for Halloween supplies.

He's going to have a great fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I was told I could get in huge trouble for stealing kitchen supplies.

But that’s a wisk I’m willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaseo2017
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What happens when you cut the oxygen supply to the king

There will be no air to the throne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salzak96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What did they do when they caught the worker stealing office supplies?

They sent him to the PENitentiary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I used to supply Filofaxes to the Mafia

I was involved in very organized crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Supplies!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MTKSharedInk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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A man gets a bunch of office supplies dropped on him. He yells:

Help! I’m under a tack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetstream345
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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A never-ending natural supply of beer?

Hops springs eternal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do you get when you build a tent using bathroom supplies?

T.P. teepee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/88flux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Who are the royals of the school supplies?

The rulers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheme13on
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I was heading to the department store to pick up some gardening supplies and my wife asked me to pick up one of those tangle free hoses.

I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheapojoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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A man, adrift at sea in his kayak, was running low on supplies

As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.

I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Where do electricians get their supplies?

Ohm Depot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntestineYarnball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hibdob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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