My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.
Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise
He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
I knew a man that got injured in a office supplies store
I don't know what happened to him all I know is that he got comPENsation.
Where do vampires buy their art supplies?
Art supplies are a sound financial investment
That’s why it’s called “art appreciation”
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..
He was always the whisk-taker in the family.
A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.
His actions were highly ill-eagle
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
What is the king of office supplies?
Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.
I left my three-ring binder at home.
a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies
but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take
How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?
Interactions are low, Hope is high, here's a suprise butt supply.
Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.
I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."
At one time, I had a strongly desired goal of owning a plumbing supply company...
I guess it was just a pipe dream.
Did you hear about the thief who stole a supply truck of disinfectant?
My brother was stressing that someone in our house could contract the coronavirus by going out for supplies.
My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."
I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf...
The stakes were too high.
My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.
He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.
My son got into his mom's supply of pads and stuck them to the wall.
I called it a period piece.
Saw Humpty Dumpty shopping for Halloween supplies.
He's going to have a great fall.
I was told I could get in huge trouble for stealing kitchen supplies.
But that’s a wisk I’m willing to take
What happens when you cut the oxygen supply to the king
There will be no air to the throne
What did they do when they caught the worker stealing office supplies?
They sent him to the PENitentiary
I used to supply Filofaxes to the Mafia
I was involved in very organized crime.
A man gets a bunch of office supplies dropped on him. He yells:
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
What do you get when you build a tent using bathroom supplies?
Who are the royals of the school supplies?
I was heading to the department store to pick up some gardening supplies and my wife asked me to pick up one of those tangle free hoses.
I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.
A man, adrift at sea in his kayak, was running low on supplies
As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.
I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Where do electricians get their supplies?
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.
My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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