Was the gymnast born loose and limber?

No, he was taut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slawthe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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We dads are quite limber...

...our jokes are always a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemol
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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What did the lumberjack yell when the tree bent but didn't fall?

Limber!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Does explaining a Dad Joke make it funnier?

No, it just makes it not plain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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New Year’s resolution

My New Year’s resolution is to be more limber and athletic, so I asked the instructor at my gym: β€œCan you teach me to do the splits in 4 weeks?”

Instructor: ”That depends; how flexible are you?”

Me: ”I can’t make Tuesdays”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicdane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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