"Son, what do you say when there's more than one goose?"

"Geese."

"Very good. What do you say when there's more than one cow?"

"Cows."

"Excellent. What do you say when there's more than one spider?"

"Holy shit!"

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There's a paper towel thief running around

The police put a Bounty on his head.

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