36 Hilarious Hairy Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Just a moment ago, my hands began to convulse, my fingernails turned into sharp talons, my palms became thick, hairy, and tough. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the feeling went away

I just had two paws for a moment

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👤︎ u/icemage27

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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I saw a Werewolf behind the bus stop last night....Or a really hairy homeless guy.

Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 15 2021

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How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?

He was smarter than the average bear.

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👤︎ u/UncleBirdie

📅︎ Feb 20 2021

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What do you call a hairy elite soldier?

A SASquatch.

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👤︎ u/cman_yall

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?

Chewtobacca

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👤︎ u/Chromaseveral

📅︎ Mar 07 2021

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What do you call hairy woods?

A Furrest.

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👤︎ u/twilightzonedout3000

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..

Apparently they were Meringue-utans.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Oct 26 2020

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What's long, brown, and hairy?

Long brown hair.

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👤︎ u/gradymegalania

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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Hairy situation

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👤︎ u/Tarlungs110466

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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went to a wildlife park that only had a little, hairy dog..

it was a shit zoo.

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👤︎ u/Wanki_

📅︎ Apr 12 2020

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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 23 2020

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NOT HAIRY POTTER

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👤︎ u/the_reign17

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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A hairy potter

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👤︎ u/Not-deadffs

📅︎ Oct 02 2019

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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👤︎ u/HairBrainedProjects

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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What do you call a really hairy guy who is new to the army

A wookie

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👤︎ u/Dr_Llamaz

📅︎ Jul 18 2018

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Hairy plotter and the half-assed prints

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👤︎ u/Tobi_1989

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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My accounting textbook with a hairy good pun imgur.com/UGQ9vnB

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👤︎ u/Frambrady

📅︎ Feb 15 2019

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My wife looked down at my foot today and said I had a hairy toe...

Without hesitation, I immediately said I have a ‘toe’tee...

Then I proceeded to laugh hysterically... at my own joke... I am not ashamed. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

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👤︎ u/LG1040

📅︎ Jan 13 2019

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Hairy topic

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👤︎ u/j0be

📅︎ May 19 2014

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Hairy Prick i.reddituploads.com/8dfde…

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👤︎ u/Mairiphinc

📅︎ Jan 07 2017

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What do you call a hairy nut?

A mustachio

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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In a hairy situation with your car? Maybe a sticky situation with your truck? Service with a wink and twinkle in their eye (xpost from r/funny)

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👤︎ u/omgitsblol

📅︎ Mar 04 2015

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A friend saw my stomach one day, and told me I had a very hairy midsection

I told him if that's what he thought, he should really take a look at the intersection

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👤︎ u/catatonicpotato

📅︎ Mar 01 2018

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What do you call a hairy pumpkin?

A Sas-squash.

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👤︎ u/neutral_cadence

📅︎ Oct 08 2016

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Can get a bit hairy

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👤︎ u/Morris_Less

📅︎ Jul 19 2014

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Got into a hairy discussion with my girl, it was a close shave.

I come home from school, haven't seen her in a month, haven't been trimming my beard lately with finals and all. She complains the first day. By the third day, she looks at me, runs my chin and says, "I guess it's growing on me..."

I just shake my head and said, "no dear, it's growing on me, I haven't shaved."

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👤︎ u/krashmania

📅︎ Dec 06 2013

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A hairy dadjoke

I was doing a color correction on myself, had accidentally turned my hair gray.

Dad comes home, I explain what happened and he says,

"Looks like you got yourself into a hairy situation!"

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👤︎ u/I_believe_it

📅︎ May 10 2014

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Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.

Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 15 2020

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 07 2019

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 09 2019

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection!

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👤︎ u/farrygodjd

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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Why did bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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👤︎ u/DallasDomino0806

📅︎ Jun 25 2019

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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👤︎ u/udrys

📅︎ May 26 2019

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Why do bears have hairy coats

fur protection

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👤︎ u/SideOfInsanity

📅︎ May 06 2019

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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👤︎ u/Princessbear2016

📅︎ Dec 15 2016

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