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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I have the memory of a wooly mammoth

It's like an elephant's, but a little fuzzy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatoneJJ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Did you hear the one about the wooly mammoth handyman?

He was a jack of all trades mastodon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawtgawbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The baa baa shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I herd you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle01016
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo

A wooly jumper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roheel10BF1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I tried too hard.

An art critic was judging paintings at an event.

The first one was a bland painting of the earth. not too bad, but nothing out of this world.

The second one was a blank painting. Why they even turned it it, don’t ask.

The third one though. The third one was a beautifully crafted painting of a sheep.

The art critic turned to the artist. All they had to say was, β€œWow, I am wooly astonished. The shear amount of detail of this art ewe made, which definitely lambs you into first place. This might be way pasture standards, but too baaad, don’t be sheepish. This piece definitely separates the sheep from the goats, it will definitely farm you some moo-lah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PorpoleyPolarBear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Most likely a repost but - What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A wooly jumper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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Why are beards prehistoric relics?

Wooly Manmouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/williamconley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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Conversation I had with a friend overseas

Friend: what would happen if sheep and wolves got together and had babies?

me: oh, I bet they'd be so cute!

Friend: right? they'd be like wooly wolves

me: they'd be woolves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoquiero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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What do you get when you put a sheep on a trampoline?

A wooly jumper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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