On which side does the sheep have most wool?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea-rrific
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I get really strong after shaving the wool off of my sheep, William.

It's my sheer Will power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidwave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why do sheep want to get rid of their wool

For the sheer fun of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antek_kotlet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Did you hear how the farmer got so much wool from his sheep this year?

It was shear luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctureas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Why did my son use wool on his minecraft airfield runway?

True story.

My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millia13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What an absolute ewenit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aevaeternity
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…

I didn't even know they could knit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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I’m the animal kingdom, it’s considered a heinous crime for a malaria-infected mosquito to bite.

The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.

Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.

The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.

The mosquito was on the lamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadfullyBIzzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My dad always tells the same joke whenever he opens a fortune cookie...

Q: Where does virgin wool come from?

A: UGLY SHEEP.

...still makes me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2013
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