Capture the Wool is awesome as a concept and super fun to watch, and I especially love how the classes change playstyles. I'm not really sure where else to suggest new classes so I'm just doing it here.
These are two ideas for a classes for B/Harry's Capture the Wool. As I don't mess with Minecraft, I don't personally know how possible they are to implement. The goal was to create classes that play entirely differently from every other class through unique and strong upsides and downsides.
##Determinator:
A Determinator can never be stopped, will always be able to run into fights and come back from massive amounts of damage, and doesn't even consider food or footwear a necessity. If a Determinator isn't put down, then you can bet the next time you encounter them, they'll be back in peak condition.
Upside:
- Always full on hunger
This means never having to buy food (saving loads of coins across the game), always being able to sprint, and (most importantly) always regenerating health. Interestingly, this makes tactical suicides through methods like drowning much slower.
Downsides:
- Cannot use a shield
Massive downside in PvP where enemies can wail on you with a sword and ignore axes, no protection against ranged enemies (players and mobs), and significantly worse against slow-attacking hard-hitting enemies like bosses and Vindicators and explosions from players or Creepers.
- Cannot eat or drink anything
No (single-target) beneficial potions (and golden apples), no eating to restore health faster temporarily, and no drinking milk to cure negative effects (if milk is even available in the game).
- Cannot wear boots
A significant hit to damage reduction throughout the entire game, making you more vulnerable than all other players at all times, for example, protection 3 iron boots give 8% reduction from the iron boots themselves then a multiplicative 12% reduction from the enchantment afterwards, this also excludes you from special boot items/enchantments (Sticky Socks, Depth Strider).
The two core aspects of the class which change the entire playstyle is always being full on hunger and not being able to use shields, and minor upsides and downsides can be fiddled with for balance. If the class is too strong, additional downsides can be added like reducing movement speed by 5-10% or reducing starting health by 1-2 hearts, and if the class is too weak, then the non-shield downsides can be remove
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I've noticed a lot of the new MCCR players don't exactly know too much on each game, so I will run through the 10 games + dodgebolt (alphabetically!) present in MCC 17 and give tips that may help a team out!
General Tips: Starting out, here are some basic general tips for things outside of the games:
- The Coin Multipliers are the most important factor when choosing games! They go: 1x, 1.5x, 1.5x, 2x, 2x, 2.5x, 2.5x, 3x.
- It is smart to start picking your best game at 2.5x mult instead of waiting for 3x. Just assure it gets played.
- If you are in first, voting quickly is reccomended because a dunkin' is probably considering the lack of personal rivalries between contestants.
- Wait to use the sticky powerup! It only lasts for a wee bit but can turn the tides of a vote!
- Eating a Burgers but Fast burger assures 1st place individual. If multiple people eat one, expect a tie! /j
Ace Race: A race... on Ace! This fast pace chaotic racing game that I'm sure every participant has practiced can be a major turning point in a team's performance (see MCC 15 Yellow). Here are some tips:
- Make sure to watch a VOD for the map (clouds) that shows shortcuts. If you don't know 'em you might fall behind!
- Decide whether you should take a shortcut each time one's on its way. For example, Minecart shortcut on lap 1 may not be a good idea.
- Shortcuts are quite risky and don't even grant the greatest deal of headway. They do help, though, but unless you are confident in your parkour skills, don't risk the harder ones. It's best to stay alive and get stalled than fall and return to the last checkpoint!
- Precharge your trident. With the new tridents without collision for MCC, you can charge your trident while falling into water and launch past the competition.
- For the love of God, memorize the darn flower pattern before you play. I can't stand watching people miss it, lmao.
Battle Box: Withing a quadrilateral pit of death, players fight across 9 rounds to see who can outplay another. This rapid battle gauntlet may not offer the largest point gap, but can easily boost a team up a few places, or secure their lead. Here are some pointers:
- Assess the map. Decide who gets what kit and find an approach that works well for you.
- Battle styles vary between teams. PVP strong team such as Pink and Cyan may opt for some kills, but less PVP oriented teams might try and pull off a cheeky woolin'. Scout out your ad
Do your worst!
The kitten was covered in dried blood when I found her. Barely the size of my hand, the trembling thing tottered its way toward me in fits and stops. She moved like a broken wind-up toy.
It had been years since I had a farm cat, so the appearance of the mewing trespasser was a mystery. The farm was far enough from town that I never saw a stray animal; there were just too many predators between me and civilization. Someone must have dumped a pregnant female near the farm, I thought.
I searched for others in the litter while holding the shaking kitten under my arm. The cat had been living under a half-empty grain bag, and the mother was nowhere to be seen. Neither were any littermates. Only a bloody circle of dirt with tufts of fur and bits of bone let me know that a cat had been there.
"Looks like we're on our own," I told the shaking kitten as I placed it under my coat to keep it warm. We were in the first few weeks of fall, and the cold of the north was making its self-known. I crunched my way through the frost to the house and kicked off my boots on the porch.
The kitten cried with every breath. I was sure it needed to eat. I remembered an old conversation about how sheep milk wasn't suitable for cats, so I placed the kitten in my warming box and searched for emergency formula recipes. I found a recipe that I had the ingredients to make and set to work, mixing a can of evaporated milk, egg yolk, and a couple of tablespoons of Karo syrup.
I didn't have a bottle that would work for the kitten, but there were a few syringes around from vaccinating the sheep. I unwrapped a syringe, filled it with the emergency formula, and pulled my little patient from her box.
She took to milk quickly, and I began to wonder where she was putting it all as I filled the syringe over and over with the custard-like formula. After the third syringe, I gently squeezed the kitten's tummy, but it didn't feel full. I continued feeding her, and I studied her as she ate.
The kitten's paws were massive for its size, almost clownish and every paw had a sixth toe. Most of the kitten's coat was matted with blood, but rich chocolate fur was partially visible on her tummy. I smiled as I watched the kitten’s sapphire eyes droop contentedly. Then I noticed her teeth.
An extra set of canines protruded from the top and bottom of the kitten's mouth on both sides. "That's creepy," I said as I laid her in the cardboard box. "You're a creepy little kitty," I singsong to her as I rubbed h
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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Hey, paper papas and origami mommies, it’s time for the back half of January’s update which offers some vivid midwinter fare, plus a little extra panache via Fang’s cookie. Thanks as always to Miranda for help with the banners and Pancham and Bassieeee for help with the text! This update’s not too huge (finally, an easy one), so let’s crack it open.
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- Version Codes
- v4.4.2e was 88c28, v4.4.2f is 60b51.
- This is a client-side update that should not require downloading a new app version.
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- January Fishing Tourney – Glimmering Ice Plaza
- This fishing tourney will have us heading down to Saltwater Shores to catch ice-white fish like the white pufferfish, Atlantic horseshoe crab, and white ribbon eel to earn prizes for a colorful ice festival. Create a polar cap plaza made of multicolor ice blocks to celebrate the season of packing together all kinds of cold creations! Welcome visitors with the glimmering ice arch and enjoy warm treats inside the vividly insulated glimmering ice hut (it iglows in the dark!)! You can use the glimmering ice bridge, the grand prize, to get a high view of the aurora borealis or place it as an entrance to a secret snow fortress… (Just barricade it with the blue and pink ice partitions to keep it safe!) Putting enough of these frosty fish on ice will yield 30 orchid ornaments as part of January’s overarching New Year’s Snow campaign, so make sure to go fishing every 3-hour cycle you can (stick around for harlequin shrimp if you still need them!) and talk to your campsite animals in case so they can share with you their own cool catches. This low-temp tourney begins January 11th GMT, January 10th for PST and other early time zones.
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- Ice Palace Wall & Floor Collection
- Construct a wintry manor to enjoy the throes of winter in cool comfort… The solid ice wall,
They’re on standbi
