The day was raining like fish blown up by dynamite. The only jacket I had for the situation was fire Red with layered protection from such fish. I'm going to my college computer lab, trying to get my 24 hours of time in there done. It requires you to sign in with your student ID.
"May I see you card?" the teacher asks.
"Sure... So, how much time do I have allotted?" I asked after she signed me in.
"Huh? Oh, wait, sorry, can I see your card again? "
"Wait, I don't own a Cardigan"
Being an English teacher, she smiled and caught it quickly, "No, your card, but your jacket might suffice otherwise."
Edit: This might be too much setup for a stiff joke.
.. Only got 20%Off
Qui-Gon Jinn
Only been getting 25% off.
The steaks were getting pretty high
Straight flush
Sharon is Karen
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
It was my climb-it change.
I only managed to get 20% off.
Must be from my Uncle Ben.
“You know, one would have been enough.”
Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
When it's Solid-air
I’m a Rachel Brosnafan.
It meant a great deal to me.
So I am trying to think of something to put on our family’s Christmas card. The only thing I can think of is “hindsight is 2020”.
I am however 100% sure you amazing people can come up with something much better for this dumpster fire of a year.
The King of Spade.
because his teacher was crappe
So far they have spent less than her everyday, so I'm not saying anything.
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
Love Shaq
It shuffles.
(a true dad joke, from my 9-year old)
And now I'm paying for it.
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
They sold them in packs of 12.
The captain was standing on the deck!
You pay for it the next day.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues
Friend: damn it.
“You know, one would have been enough.”
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."
I’m finding it hard to deal with this.
Y’know, one would have been enough.
