I was going to order it but the bill would have been huge.
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
Because it would be a McSteak
“‘Kay, so...” the waiter started
It was great, but the bill was enormous.
It was a Naan starter.
The men I please are none of your business!
..Deficiteroles
Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
I said "No, that's the last thing I want"
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
I said, "I don't think it's that kind of book."
Waitress: [slaps me a good one across the face] "The men I please are none of your business !"....OOF
and make it snappy”.
I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.
Waitress: “You don’t need to know anything about the men I please”
....he asked me if I could read it because it was all Greek to him. He was so proud of his joke I didn't have the heart to tell him I hated him for leaving me when I was 3.
We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT
Hey y'all. I have an açaí bowl food truck in Fort Worth, TX, and we've always had some pretty witty menu item names. For exmaple, we just took off "the Big Lebolwski"
We just added some things to our menu. Here it is: https://www.rollinnbowlin.com/menu
Anyone have a good funny pun name for our avocado toast? I'll post a picture of our menu on our food truck if someone gives me a really good name! And if you have any better names for any of our items, I'd love to hear them!
I personally think it will be their biggest McStake ever.
They called it a Somali.
Eins fries that you really should drei.
Rabbi
Sounds good, but I think it might be a bit of a gamble
my dad will ask the waiter if their sea bass is ill tempered. Here is a link to the scene from Austin Powers for anyone who doesn't know the line. Only two waiters have ever gotten the joke.
I replied, "Usually next to the main course."
She was not amused. I giggled for 20 minutes. And texted several friends.
It has "You look lovely" and "I love what you've done with your hair" written on it. The couple look confused and ask the waiter what's going on.
"Compliments of the Chef." he says.
I told her they were easy to count.
Dad said, "In the kitchen, of course."
Dad: "How's the lamb? I hear it's not baaaad!"
Waiter laughs a little bit and agrees. Brother's palm hits his forehead in disbelief. Repeat at every subsequent restaurant visit at which lamb is offered.
I ask the waiter, "I see you have a Cajun Chicken Pasta, but I'm trying to be more conscious of where my food comes from. Do you have a cage free chicken pasta?"
Dad: It's sad for those kids isn't it?
Me: Sad? What do you mean?
Dad: Well that they offer children as a menu!
Me: facepalm
The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.
Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season" Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"
It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...
I said, "Why did you just eat my food ?"
She kicked me out and said “The men I please are none of your business!”
She kicked me out and said “The men I please are none of your business!”
