The recipe said, β€œset the oven to 180 degrees”......

but now i can’t open the door because it faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahunfiltered
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My wife asked me if she should learn any new bread recipes.

I said no need

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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A recipe for a good relationship

My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.

I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.

So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.

The look on her face was priceless!

I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeyRidesABikey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My wife got me today. Me, I'm making pound cake. I'm going to half the recipe

Her... so your making half a pound cake?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrobertson50
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.

It was the Absolut wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImDyxlesic-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."

I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINC44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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It was a family recipe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me β€œyou’re wrong about the parsley...

but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisLeePortland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?

A copy pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What's a dog's favorite Christmas dessert recipe?

Peppermint bark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What happens to a baker if they steal another's cream pie recipe?

They get taken into custard-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabiker68
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...

...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmcduff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Without a tallow source, I improvised quickly after remembering my grandma's recipe...

It was no suet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I tag my wife in recipe videos she will never make and she tags me in home renovation videos I’ll never do

It’s a fun little game we like to play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastern-Medium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a recipe book with only drinks?

A noveltea book

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkLord0123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees

But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeeptor
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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My wife asked me to make my flourless chocolate torte this week, but with a few changes to the recipe.

I guess you could say I dabble in torte reform.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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When a baker messes up a recipe

He'll whisk everything to make it right again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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My wife asked me to make a recipe that called for thyme but we were out. I told her...

Ain't nobody go thyme for that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdiddy579
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Recipe: Bread 'n' Pullit

Ingredients

Bread

Method

Pull it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshymint
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My friends always ask how I concocted my perfect chili recipe. I tell them: same way OJ beat the system...

Trial and error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/10kLines
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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The recipe said to dice the onion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Found on r/recipe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechStarIG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I started a company to sell my recipe of soy based margarine.

Its soyda butter... and soyda not!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I tried zesting a lemon for my recipe, but I cut too deep...

Pithy, really.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...

It operates on a knead to know basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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After browsing recipes on Reddit, I come away believing there’s only one way to prepare my chicken.

You should breddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.

I said, β€œThanks for clarifying.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I offered to help publish a book of recipes for a local Indian food restaurant.

They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealZy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.

he dropped the beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hank_the_Hand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!

I got drunk and spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I have a recipe for salmon with mozzarella on top.

I call it salmonella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayTunez
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

That’s when I knew it was Thyme.

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Nathan Fillion is coming out with a new cook books based on recipes his character from Firefly would cook...

It’s called Mal-Nutrition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badasscdub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I had to use tortillas while making an Indian recipe, but nobody seemed to notice.

It seems my guests were naan the wiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comma-Kazie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Trading recipes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samaugust65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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I tried a vegan recipe book last night, and I was pleasantly surprised.

It was much better than any of the recipes in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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I tried to cook according to a recipe but the food was bland

I should have taken it with a grain of salt

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you call a recipe book with only drinks?

A noveltea book

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkLord0123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees”

Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I found a good bread recipe where I don't have to get my hands messy from mixing it.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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