Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?
Al Gebra
Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races...
They owned the Finnish line.
What do you call people that look after math formulas
Parenthesis
What do you call a cat in a formula 1 car?
Meeee - owwwwwww
What do you call it when you hit a Formula 1 driver?
Max Verslappen
What's the chemical formula for laughing gas?
CaCl
My son was doing his homework, when he asked me, “Dad, what's the chemical formula for water?”
I said, “HIJKLMNO.”
He asked, “What're you talking about?!”
I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”
My former friend said he liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR
I just can't be friends with someone who's raceist
Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.
Isn't that ionic?
Do you know what the difference is between twelve-year-old scotch and baby formula?
No? Then you sure as hell aren't babysitting my kid!
What is the formula for making friends?
Squadratic formula
What do you call a Wookiee in a formula one car?
Michael Chewmacca
If the formula for water is H20...
Then is the formula for ice H20 cubed?
I asked Google to for what the formula of Nitric Oxide was, it was so rude
It said "NO"
The other day my favourite formula 1 driver asked me if I needed a lift
I said "No thanks I'm grand, but thanks verstappen"
What do you say when someone asks you for the formula of nitric oxide?
NO
I did some research to find out that NASCAR is a distant cousin of Formula One.
I’m just trying to improve race relations.
The quadratic formula is prejudiced!
It discriminates!
As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the
baby nipple ring?
What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?
An Al-Gore-Rhythm.
Why don't you see any Formula One movies in the theatres?
They're too racy.
I went to see Formula E racing the other day...
The atmosphere was electric!
What do you call a collection of 4 formulas in math?
Fourmulas
Why is formula so expensive?
Because it is made of mula
The formula for water is HIJKLMNO
