Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

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Teacher asked β€œWhat is the formula of water?” Student said β€œH I J K L M N O” teacher said β€œthat’s not the formula of water”

Student said β€œyou said the formula was H to O”.

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Baby formula
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No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races...

They owned the Finnish line.

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What do you call people that look after math formulas

Parenthesis

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What do you call a cat in a formula 1 car?

Meeee - owwwwwww

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What do you call it when you hit a Formula 1 driver?

Max Verslappen

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What's the chemical formula for laughing gas?

CaCl

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My son was doing his homework, when he asked me, β€œDad, what's the chemical formula for water?”

I said, β€œHIJKLMNO.”

He asked, β€œWhat're you talking about?!”

I responded, β€œWell, it’s H to O!”

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My former friend said he liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR

I just can't be friends with someone who's raceist

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Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.

Isn't that ionic?

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Do you know what the difference is between twelve-year-old scotch and baby formula?

No? Then you sure as hell aren't babysitting my kid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineersAnon
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What is the formula for making friends?

Squadratic formula

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Write the nitrogen oxide formula
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What do you call a Wookiee in a formula one car?

Michael Chewmacca

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If the formula for water is H20...

Then is the formula for ice H20 cubed?

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Molecular formula
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I asked Google to for what the formula of Nitric Oxide was, it was so rude

It said "NO"

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The other day my favourite formula 1 driver asked me if I needed a lift

I said "No thanks I'm grand, but thanks verstappen"

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What do you say when someone asks you for the formula of nitric oxide?

NO

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I did some research to find out that NASCAR is a distant cousin of Formula One.

I’m just trying to improve race relations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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The quadratic formula is prejudiced!

It discriminates!

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As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the

baby nipple ring?

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What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm.

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Why don't you see any Formula One movies in the theatres?

They're too racy.

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Formula 1 driver
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I went to see Formula E racing the other day...

The atmosphere was electric!

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What do you call a collection of 4 formulas in math?

Fourmulas

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Hey, do you know any Excel formulas?

Yeah, Sum

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Why is formula so expensive?

Because it is made of mula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SameShit2piles
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The formula for water is HIJKLMNO
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HIJKLMNO is the formula for water

H to O

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