This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?
I went to a comedy and phylosophy convention
Laughed more than I thought
Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?
I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.
I cheated on my wife at the magma convention...
I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.
I just flew in from a Transformers convention.
And boy my arms are tires.
I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...
..... I was the captain's log
What do you call a butcher convention?
I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…
It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.
I went to the dynamite convention yesterday
A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.
They told him that he was missing attire
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
They only had size of shirt available at the psychic convention.
Turns out they're mediums.
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
I went to a furry convention and they were doing a Shakespearean play
I think it was "Much UwU About Nothing"
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.
I told them “Nein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.
Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
They call it the Enter prize
Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?
There’s a new company that goes in conventions and claim they can track you by your smell
But they can’t do it without your con scent
What do you call an E-girl convention?
A SIMPosium!
(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)
Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?
They were the wurst people.
Don't order the carat cake at a jewlers' convention
The quality is excellent, but the serving size is only 0.2 grams
Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
>
>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
Did you hear about the guy at the locksmith convention who got onstage and talked about music?
He was the Key Note speaker!
A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, “Why are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,
“So you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware convention?
I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.
It's my exposition exposition ex-position.
There's a nudist convention in our town next weekend.
I might go if I've got nothing on.
Do you think they have Gendry-neutral toilets at Game of Thrones conventions?
As a reporter, I've done quite a few odd assignments. One especially memorable assignment was to report on the barefoot ginger convention.
Over 2,000 gingers showed up and there wasn't a sole to be seen.
Went to a whole foods convention.
Apparently donuts wasn't what they meant.
What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?
I'm going to the Fibonacci convention this year
It promises to be as big as the last two put together!
Why are honey farmer conventions so popular?
I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.
Thankfully no one showed up.
I was walking around downtown when I came across a furry convention
I was surprised to see the number of people in the quwue
I went to a can crushing convention today
Seeing all that metal destroyed, it was just soda pressing.
I went to an eyes glass convention
Is this the blind convention?
Went to my first Star Wars convention dressed as Chewbacca....
I was expecting to be unique but there were a lot of Chewbaccas. Guess that was a Wookie mistake.
What do you call a depressed presenter at a dental convention?
I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy
I just got back from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires.
Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
I laughed more than I thought.
I'm going to this year's Fibonacci Convention.
It will be as big as the last two put together.
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