There are two unwritten rules in life
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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This movie rules
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There are 2 unwritten rules for a successful marriage.
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3 unwriten rules of life..
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What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?

A cheetah!

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First rule of β€œMute Club”

Nobody talks about β€œMute Club”

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The Soup Dragon rules!
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The 3 unwritten rules of life..
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A wise man once gave me the 3 unwritten rules of life

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Ancient farmers lived by one rule

No rain, no gain

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the unwritten rule of life

unwritten rule of life...

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What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?

A man-date mandate

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Why did the man get sent back to his home country for following his high school girlfriends life rules?

It was his ex-tradition

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The three unwritten rules of life.
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The first rule of passive aggressive club is..

You know what, never mind. It’s fine.

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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?

..one of them won't be Happy.

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According to the new rules this year, NFL players are no longer allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

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Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.

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For a Chemistry teacher, what is the golden rule that his class must follow?

That they maintain decAurum

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You know the rules and so do I
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GUNGUNM4N
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The 3 Unwritten rules of life

P.S. I posted this here like a year ago and felt it needed to come back

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Let the rope puns rule!
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What is the first rule of stealing someones shoes.

Pick on someone your own size.

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What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

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What is the first rule of fight club

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The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...

They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.

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The first rule of flight club...

is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.

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All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.

Unless they teach science.

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The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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What pastry wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun

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No rules?
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Does Dr. Fauci believe in the 5 second rule...

Only time will tell

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What happened when the drummer broke the rules?

He suffered the re-percussions.

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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

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The 3 unwritten rules of life.
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3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3.
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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My Dad told me there are three unwritten rules on life....
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the three unwritten rules of life
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3 unwritten rules of life:
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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3 Unwritten Rules of Life:
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3 unwritten rules of life:
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There are three unwritten rules in life:
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The first rule of flight club...

Is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.

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