They form a COW-ncil.
A Civil Serpent.
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Its natural beauty was unpresidented
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
He's plotting a coo
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
Can screw you hard for a whole year before they even stimulate you
They are preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
The mafia can turn a profit!
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I asked him:
If you pooped up into the air, would it be skyarrhea?
If you pooped after eating a pastry, would it be piearrhea?
If you pooped in the middle of the grocery store, would it aislearrhea?
If your poop was painful, would it be cryarrhea?
If you couldn't poop, would your friend ask you to just tryarrhea?
If you didn't actually have to poop, but said you did, would it be liearrhea?
If you were a scientist who had to take a poop, would it be Bill Nyearrhea?
If you pooped in an airplane, would it by flyarrhea?
If you pooped while working for a secret government agency, would it be spyarrhea?
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
I Guess You Could Say I'm Under House Arrest.
It was a bombshell
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
I hope I get Doritos.
It's a Whisky business
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
After all, possession is 9/10ths of the law.
They call her Cagey B.
An authoritative write winged government.
It's called the Santa Clause
It was coup coup
After all, they’re still stuck in the last decade
The stakes were too high.
Al Gore rhythms.
Everyone was dismayed.
Does this mean we got money for nothing and our chicks for free?
Damascus..Syria-sly.
It’s spam
...kids are lining up for blocks.
Because they were staph
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
Cause the government stole his TP
Now that's what I call a loco-motive.
They have been Austriacized..
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