I heard the King of spain caught Covid...

Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.

So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mmohon
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Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?

She took a reign check.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crossingtherubicon12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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Mods are asleep, so here's an imperial ruler
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigdeal888
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2019
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Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.

The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2020
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Do you know why they say hold your horses?

They want you to be stable

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Puuhapete101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2019
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Civil war jokes? I general Lee don’t find them funny
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/F1Fan_00
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I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...

He really reigned on my parade.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2020
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What did the king say to the capitalist?

Make it reign!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/im_not_human_anymore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2019
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If felines and canines would ever take over and rule the world...

It would be reigning cats and dogs!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2019
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Every year, dads hold a competition to see who can make it rain. Their goal is to have someone win 2 years in a row

He would be the reigning Raining champ

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clay00000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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You know what they said in weather begotten 10th century Europe...

When it reigns it poors.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeasOfMind
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2017
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An old man and his lawn

An older gentleman had an herb garden, one of the herbs that he had planted was thyme. The thyme took really well to the climate and environment of his lawn, and began to extend past his garden, into his lawn. Now, this was unacceptable as he prided himself on having a pristine lawn. He decides he needs to reign in the problem and heads to the nearby nursery to find a solution.

He gets there, but wants to make sure he finds the right product. After about 30 minutes, one of the customer service associates notices he's spent a lot of time looking around the herbicides and whatnot. Thinking the man has a weed problem, he offers the following assistance.

"Hey can I help you find a weed-killer? You've been on this asile awhile, and I can definitely speed up the process."

"No thanks," the man responds, "I've got some thyme to kill."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dedinside13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2018
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The Queen just announced her favorite Prince song:

Purple Reign.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BilhoeBaggins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2018
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What do kings like to do at the strip club?

Make it reign

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotbuttbiscuit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2017
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Why is England the Wettest Country in the World?

Because the Queen has reigned there for years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kekehippo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2017
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Whats's Napoleon Bonaparte's favorite cheese?

Low-reign

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Squibbles1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2017
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Why was the castle so wet?

The King had a long reign.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShiftyJim21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2014
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The (Incorrect) History of the Mongolian Empire

During the height of the Mongolian Empire's reign, the warriors would celebrate their victories by dancing in a line behind their great emperor.

They called it a Khan-go line.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MasatoKyoto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2015
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Dad jokes: now showing at a theater nearest to you.

The year was 2007. The movie Reign Over Me was showing in theaters, so my family made our way down to the theater. My dad moseys his way on up to the ticket counter,

Dad: Can I have four tickets to that show... What's it called... Something about the weather?

Ticket Counter Woman: (blank stare)

Dad: Oh I know, I'll have four tickets to Water On My Head.

Ticker Counter Woman: (more uncomfortable blank staring)

Dad: Oh I'm sorry, I meant REIGN ON ME!

Cue more blank stares from the ticket sales woman.

The fact that I still vividly remember that joke, more than all the others, 7 years later kind of amazes me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Krofosho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2014
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The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet

The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xwhy
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