We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!

It’s considered a foul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OH-Beans
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There are two unwritten rules in life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Why are there rules in croquet?

So they can have lawn order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/efriedguy
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As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight

they're well armed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bronzeaardvark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time

Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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WHICH POTATO RULES THEM ALL?

The Dic-tator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agentvision
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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This movie rules
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?

A cheetah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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3 unwriten rules of life..
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First rule of β€œMute Club”

Nobody talks about β€œMute Club”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenex2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The Soup Dragon rules!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A wise man once gave me the 3 unwritten rules of life

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2 .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bhop48
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Ancient farmers lived by one rule

No rain, no gain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?

A man-date mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusheeMonster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why did the man get sent back to his home country for following his high school girlfriends life rules?

It was his ex-tradition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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The first rule of passive aggressive club is..

You know what, never mind. It’s fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?

..one of them won't be Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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According to the new rules this year, NFL players are no longer allowed to have a chicken as a pet.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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You know the rules and so do I
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GUNGUNM4N
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Let the rope puns rule!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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For a Chemistry teacher, what is the golden rule that his class must follow?

That they maintain decAurum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CakeEaterMidir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What is the first rule of stealing someones shoes.

Pick on someone your own size.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OkButHurry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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The 3 Unwritten rules of life

P.S. I posted this here like a year ago and felt it needed to come back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What is the first rule of fight club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagzon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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The first rule of flight club...

is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...

They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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No rules?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gortix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

;

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
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All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.

Unless they teach science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freerider020
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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There are 2 unwritten rules for a successful marriage.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
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The 3 unwritten rules of life..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patheticvill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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the unwritten rule of life

unwritten rule of life...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leonelritchie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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The three unwritten rules of life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbableWheat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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The 3 unwritten rules of life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.

1:

2:

3:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitno
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My Dad told me there are three unwritten rules on life....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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3 unwritten rules of life:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigbrady99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks.

It’s considered to be a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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the three unwritten rules of life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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3 Unwritten Rules of Life:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunknDisorderlyx
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