Weβre you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
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There are two unwritten rules in life
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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Why are there rules in croquet?
So they can have lawn order.
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As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
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There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time
Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.
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WHICH POTATO RULES THEM ALL?
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This movie rules
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What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?
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3 unwriten rules of life..
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First rule of βMute Clubβ
Nobody talks about βMute Clubβ
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The Soup Dragon rules!
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A wise man once gave me the 3 unwritten rules of life
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Ancient farmers lived by one rule
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What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?
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Why did the man get sent back to his home country for following his high school girlfriends life rules?
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The first rule of passive aggressive club is..
You know what, never mind. Itβs fine.
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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
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According to the new rules this year, NFL players are no longer allowed to have a chicken as a pet.
Itβs considered to be a personal fowl.
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Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
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You know the rules and so do I
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Let the rope puns rule!
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For a Chemistry teacher, what is the golden rule that his class must follow?
That they maintain decAurum
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What is the first rule of stealing someones shoes.
Pick on someone your own size.
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The 3 Unwritten rules of life
P.S. I posted this here like a year ago and felt it needed to come back
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What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?
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What is the first rule of fight club
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The first rule of flight club...
is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.
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The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...
They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
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No rules?
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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
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All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.
Unless they teach science.
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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There are 2 unwritten rules for a successful marriage.
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The 3 unwritten rules of life..
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the unwritten rule of life
unwritten rule of life...
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The three unwritten rules of life.
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3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3.
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The 3 unwritten rules of life.
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Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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3 unwritten rules of life...
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My Dad told me there are three unwritten rules on life....
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3 unwritten rules of life:
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The NFL has this obscure rule where players arenβt allowed to own pet ducks.
Itβs considered to be a personal fowl.
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the three unwritten rules of life
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3 Unwritten Rules of Life:
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