Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
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My dad didn't like the decision in Roe vs Wade

He said you had to see what type of river it was before you decide how to cross it.

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It wasn't a difficult decision for Milton to set the office building on fire.

It was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreaminTom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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A critical decision.
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My decision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWildNazis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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My son keeps making rash decisions.

As a dermatologist, it's all in a day's work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...

InVOLUMEtary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minzato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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What do you call a group of drunk state officials who make decisions?

A beeraucracy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icantgivetitwanks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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I invested all of my money in cannabis infused beef. I know . . it’s a risky decision.

The steaks are high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I made the decision to not date the girl with skin lesions on her face too hastily...

The decision was rash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.

I would have predicted a trial period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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My 7-year old niece made this up: What does Santa say when someone makes a bad decision?

That's a ho-ho-horrible idea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcrabb23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Never criticize your wife’s decisions...

Because you were one of them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bones82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I might have made some bad decisions yesterday

But hindsight is 1/20/20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TooMuchMunchies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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I hate last minute decisions about which frozen food should be for dinner.

They're never well thawed out.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Ending segregation was a split decision.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Will feels trapped inside his operating system, unable to make non-deterministic decisions.

Will free will free Will?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shpongolian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Interesting decision

Can’t decide whether I want to try enemas.

Like to call this feeling a dilenema.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMenace15287
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I regret every decision I’ve made that’s led to this moment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicken_mcjesus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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The only decisions bar tenders make...

are pour decisions

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My wife says I don’t know how to stick to my decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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The staff at my local strip club figured out a great way to make decisions.

They take a poll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do they call the town leader who can't make a decision?

Mayor Maynot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soxman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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As I sat at the bar, unsure of what to order, I realized I was in for a long night of pour decisions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupernumeraryGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Thanos decision-making

How did Thanos decide to bring balance to the Universe?

He made a snap decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daTMariano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Vampires continuously make bad decisions...

...because vampires don’t reflect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Learning how to pick locks was the best career decision of my life...

It opened so many new doors for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTanooki-reddit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What happens when an indecisive person meet and unavoidable decision?

I'm not sure yet but I can't seem to get around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesusloveskfc
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Dermatologists made pore decisions in life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Rash decisions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollismith
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Naming your son Miles is a stupid decision

You have to go through all the hassle of changing it to Kilometers if you leave the US.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KNTL94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I was chosen to be the judge for our office's necktie competition, but it was a really hard decision.

It ended up a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yerboiboba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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"Think before you jump," I said, my palms sweating. "It might not be the right decision..."

"You take bouncy castles far too seriously," my son replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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I had a bad experience at the new Mediterranean food place. Needless to say, I falafel about my decision.
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Son: dad, what does it mean to be a man? Dad: It means to be the one that command! To be the one that take all the decisions at home.

One day I want to be a man like mom :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yubimarcano
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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If they do the presidential recount and overturn the decision...

That would really be an unpresidented event.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Rash Decisions
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Suppose I made a quick decision to see the doctor about some itchy, dry skin...

...would that be a rash decision?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ja647
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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Why can't vampires make difficult decisions over the phone?

There are huge stakes on the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastershow05
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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What's the best day to make decisions?

Choosedays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qefbuo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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Did you hear about the court decision against the tires?

It a wheel travesty.

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If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community....

That would be a reservation reservation reservation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyB4x4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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Standing helps you make decisions...

Cause it forces you to think on your feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ms_Alykinz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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The other day I was second guessing my decision to book time to visit a Native American community...

It was a reservation reservation reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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The decision to get an abortion is a hard one to make

you don't want to make it on an empty stomach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musamiz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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I made a huge decision concerning my college career...

BringItBackNowYall: Mom, I'm going to study abroad my junior year.

Mom: Well shit, BringItBackNowYall. I kind of figured you would someday.

BringItBackNowYall: I'm glad you understand.

Mom: So tell me, which one is she?

Edit: For the record, I'm a lady :)

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What do ya call apple juice that makes all of the decisions?

Decider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donflamenc0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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Dinner decisions

I'm not even five minutes through the door...

Housemate: "What you thinking for dinner tonight?" Me: "I feel like pizza." Housemate: "That's funny, you don't look like pizza."

I feel he's training just in case he finds somebody stupid enough to let him father a child.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetInTheVan_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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What would you call decisions you make while having a fever?

Ill-adviced!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kvothedota
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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