If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
College offers some questionable class choices, but o you know which one is the most sketchy?
Art class: Pencil Drawing 101
If you had your choice of having lunch with anyone ever, dead or alive who would you pick?
I would pick someone alive.
Very poor choice of words!
What is a transitioning male's drink of choice?
Dad: "Would you like anything to eat for dinner?" Son: "What are my choices?"
He knew he'd be pun-ished for his choice. http://explosm.net/comics/3853/
When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraception…
I had no choice in my birth.
The family wasn't thrilled with my cheese choices.
I decided to leave my strict, religious Pennsylvanian community to raise ducks. When I told my father, he said "Son, you have a choice"
You can either be a Quaker, or a Quacker.
What Donald Ducks drug of choice?
Where do people go to find their feline of choice
What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
My friend asked me why I read so much Tolkien. I said it wasn't really a choice, rather...
When given the choice between two ways to get to the roof, I always choose the ladder.
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.
Being a vegan is a poor choice.
In fact it's a long series of missed steaks!
I really have a thing for dumb girls. Just met one who can't fill out multiple choices surveys
Why did Hitler like multiple choice exams?
The answer was often not C.
The hardest choices require the strongest Wills
When do strippers make bad life choices?
Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
Some people are pro-life, others are pro-choice. As an English teacher however....
What's the breakfast of choice for readers of /r/dadjokes?
When you have to choose between between going out with your ex again or have a growth on your forehead, what is that choice called?
What’s Edward Snowden’s choice of vegetable?
I was going to buy some t-bones that were really expensive but I went with the safe choice.
Why is vegan restaurants a bad choice for dates?
You just can't meat there.
I didn't want to become company president but the board left me no choice...
I was backed into a corner office.
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?
What is a ducks drug of choice?