My favorite pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piediepiedie
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Forever in love with one of my favorite puns : Tea Rex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnappyKoi
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New to this amazing sub, so here's my favorite pun battle (I'm the green).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HIXIIVII
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My favorite puns are the ones that involve physical harm (ie Hertz Donut)

I guess you could say I like being punished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jriggs97
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One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
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πŸ‘€︎ u/novatachyon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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My dad forwarded me an email of his top 10 favorite puns, and asked if any of them made me laugh...

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avec_serif
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My very favorite pun-filled video youtube.com/watch?v=RLxr6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARTexplains
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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My most favorite pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcz1739
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellygrl6441
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Since we're on the subject of Eskimos... My dad's favorite pun: What's an Eskimo's favorite food?

Tosti-tos!

He thought this was absolutely hilarious. I got a good "har-har" out of it... and promptly repeated the joke to someone else. A bad pun makes you groan; a good pun makes you groan and then tell someone else the joke.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2012
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I used to be a regular contributor to Memebase Puns. I wanted to share one of my more favorite puns. [OC] i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5418…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyper_Threaded
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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Haaand eeeeeeeeeeeeeye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzulik-
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What's the invisible man's least favorite fruit?

Pear. He always diss-a-pear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AfterEffectserror
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What's a pervert's favorite pokemon?

a Peek-at-you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigus-_-dickus
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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What's a pirates favorite toy to play with?

His arr-sea car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrpn17w
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What’s the favorite band of NASCAR drivers?

One Direction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kebabsalon
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

I-HOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSimp69
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What’s an alcoholic’s favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blond5
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What's a kidnappers favorite pair of shoes?

White vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/judahthelion014
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?

A Barn Raisin'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clkish1988
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What's a bull's favorite subject?

Cow-culus.

(Courtesy of my 10 year old.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talin342
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What is Superman's favorite meal?

Soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thermbug
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What is a bird’s favorite hair style?

Feathered!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What's the favorite song of bad luck?

Misfor- tune

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDPrime
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?

A Candy Baa (Bar)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What’s a ghost’s favorite meal?

Ghoulash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglukian
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What is a physicist's favorite soldier?

General Relativity

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My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?

(Gal)lons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Favorite dad joke of all time: "Knock Knock" "who's there" "awls go"

"Awls go? Owls go who?"

Why yes son, yes they do...

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What is a frog's favorite beverage?

Croak-a Cola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smandero
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What is a Dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supersam1434
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What is an oncologist's favorite spice?

Tumor-ic

*as told by my 9yo daughter this morning who swore "I DID NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT!" when wife and I loudly cringed at the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicmainline
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what's a nephrologist favorite city?

Reno.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
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My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?

You Dont Know How It Peels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemphisMayhem
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What’s a penguin’s least favorite vacation destination?

Wales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/branchness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?

A buzzcut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaziestPotato
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What are Mario's favorite pants to wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcaneWizard1
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What’s every road-worker’s favorite candy?

A pavemint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanillathunda1989
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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At my grandma’s funeral there was a bowl of her favorite candy on the table.

They were bereavements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What is a crow's favorite drink?

Cawffe

My bf told me this don't blame me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poppcorrn
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What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer?

The space bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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What is a cat's favorite craft?

Making pawtery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motavader
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What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnieringo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooohdalollie
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