How did Nostradamus get famous?

Tell-a-Vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Watson is the most famous doctor in the world

if not, Who is

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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My daughter pointed at a big plastic ball with a famous kids cartoon explorer on it....

I said, "That's A DORA BALL!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmr_fudd
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What do you call a famous internet virus?

An Instagram influenza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tawawt88
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Mesopotamias were famous for striking people with a flexible instrument...

That was their whiputation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Did you hear about that famous chocolate factory owner who suffered from a penis accident?

He's known as Willy Wonky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalseAladeen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people

the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandhitaher27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...

Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Must be how they got famous.

When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.

It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why are feet so famous?

They’re legends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinema_King
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Heard about this famous Swedish DJ once, forgot his name.

I think Otto Knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnPhilipSausa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Peter Brown the world famous hairdresser told his son, that he's leaving him nothing in his will....

I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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A famous local cauliflower died last night.

People are expecting a big turnip at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovaDreamSequence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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A few famous Doctors. Others include Dr. House and Dr. Meredith Grey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj_seravla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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The greatest baseball player ever was a guy named Hugh McBealy, and he was most famous for every single time he came to the plate knocking the ball high over right field and into the stands.

He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.

He earned the nickname β€œthe machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.

And the day he retired a reporter asked him β€œHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”

Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. β€œWhat do you mean?” He said.

The reporter clarified β€œliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”

Hugh looked dejected and disappointed β€œyeah, my greatest failure...”

β€œWhat do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.

Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.

β€œI’ve been aiming left this whole time”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frnklfrwsr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?

Hummus a tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptiliansarehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.

She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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TIL that Jackie Onassis Kennedy has a famous sister. She is practically a household name.

May Onassis, she married into the Helmanns family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pnaeacks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Breaking News: famous cartoon character implicated in scandal!

They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashie1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My dad told me he met that famous actor on his walk in the woods.

Huge axeman

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did people Call Huawei before they Got famous

Who-are-they

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idfkwhatido
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??

Minnesota ! HA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Ever heard of the CakeMouse's famous cousin?

The PieRat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strungen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...

She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?

Manta Del Ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Did you know that the guy who wrote the famous scene in 300 was Canadian?

He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeslaFan900
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me β€œyou’re wrong about the parsley...

but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisLeePortland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?

Because he Never Lands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManWithTheFlan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Did you hear about the famous cow?

They say her milk is Legend Dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call a pub that’s famous for its murders?

A crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katonce
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Why is Thor’s brother not as famous?

Because he’s rather low-key!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WyvernSlayer73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Dad: Who is the most famous Doctor?

Son: What?

Dad: Not Dr What son... close.. who

Son: Who?

Dad: Yes

Son: Who’s Dr Yes?

Dad: No, Who is who

Son: In the the zoo?

Dad: No, who isn’t in the zoo.

Son: What?

Dad: He’s on second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CouldIRunTheZoo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I paint pictures of famous airplane propellers...

I'm proud of my fan art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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A famous rapper fell in love with a chef...

Will she marry Nate Dogg?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My father asked me, 'What are you famous for?'

I laughed. Dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyh640
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I found a phone number where if you call it, it gives you a famous movie line

So call this number, and get your free quote today

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I could have been more famous than Steve Jobs

But iPhoned it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?

Senor Willy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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You know, that famous cookie company..., they just released an App

Insta-Graham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGreybush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.

He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...

then Who is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor...

...Then Who is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPackinwud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister

Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gattica97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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