A list of puns related to "Famous"
Tell-a-Vision.
if not, Who is
I said, "That's A DORA BALL!"
An Instagram influenza
That was their whiputation
He's known as Willy Wonky.
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard...
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
Theyβre legends
I think Otto Knows.
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
People are expecting a big turnip at the funeral.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
Hummus a tune.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. Sheβs dead and berried.
May Onassis, she married into the Helmanns family.
They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.
Huge axeman
Who-are-they
Minnesota ! HA!
The PieRat
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
Manta Del Ray
He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks
but thatβs okay because youβre right on thymeβ
Because he Never Lands
They say her milk is Legend Dairy
A crowbar.
Because heβs rather low-key!
Son: What?
Dad: Not Dr What son... close.. who
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes
Son: Whoβs Dr Yes?
Dad: No, Who is who
Son: In the the zoo?
Dad: No, who isnβt in the zoo.
Son: What?
Dad: Heβs on second.
I'm proud of my fan art.
Will she marry Nate Dogg?
I laughed. Dad jokes.
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But iPhoned it in
Senor Willy
Insta-Graham
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
then Who is.
...Then Who is.
Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol
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