It was coincidentally our 30th wedding anniversary.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.
But we celebrate Son day every week!
It was the fastest birthday party weβve ever had.
Yep. It's our bison-tennial.
It just seems a little unfair that I only get half of a minute when everyone else gets the whole day.
jointly
Black Friday
It was only a minute long.
http://i.imgur.com/3jYfmdE.jpg
Because if you don't observe something, you can't be sure of its frequency.
"Let the music PAY"
I was stoked
Because you can't have your cake and Edith, too.
Not in a row though, 20 minutes here, 3 hours there...
(My dad is actually starting to do stand up and I just watched a video of him and he said this verbatim)
It's his bison-tennial.
After unpacking a simple and straightforward gift I turned to my dad and mentioned,
"Hey, there is no owners manual."
Without pause he just looks back and says,
"Well of course it's an owners automatic"
